Monthly Archives: April 2010

Confidence Glasses

Restaurants, grocery stores, furniture stores, malls, parks, Old Navy, electronic stores, Target, Starbucks. Pretty much everywhere I go, I get stopped. “I LOVE your glasses.” “I just had to stop and ask you about your glasses. WHERE did you get them?” “Are they real? Like, are they vintage, or just…

WWFHD. What Would Full House Do. It’s a Thing, I Swear.

Remember way back in March when the kids won feeder fish at a carnival and we had a toiletside funeral for Junior The Fish and Josh was devastated and gave a weepy speech all “Junior was such a good fish. He gave me so much joy.” and you all laughed because it…

Because Isabella dreams of burning bushes and not of scary, scary birds.

Normally, I am terrified of birds. My nightmares often look like this with a little bit of scary clowns and evil children of the corn thrown in for good measure. Also inhabiting my scary dreams? All of my teeth falling out, one at a time, starting from the top front…