April 19 16

As far as annoying habits go, being married to a constant noisemaker isn’t truly the worst thing in the world. He could clip his toenails in our bedroom or pee on the toilet seat or leave his rank hockey gear in the back of my car. Thank god he does…

April 14 16

Many months ago, I asked my husband for just one small thing for my birthday. (I’m turning 38 in May. 37? 38? Definitely 38. I honestly can never remember how old I am which means I am just old I guess.) I wanted him to arrange for me to have…

April 11 16

I’m trying desperately to raise decent fairly independent humans. I see all the blog posts. And then I see all the rebuttals to all the blog posts, telling me that the original posts are all wrong. We should helicopter our kids. We shouldn’t helicopter them! We should tell our kids…

April 8 16

My Timehop app tells me that two years ago on this exact day I was complaining about the sNOw outside my window which leads me to believe that we always fool ourselves into thinking that spring is spring in Toronto. Spoiler alert: It’s not. It’s Winter Part Deux. BRB, going…

April 1 16

It’s true what they say, wearing contacts is like riding a bicycle. Or something. Or not. But I’m wearing contacts again after thinking about it for about 2 years. It was either contacts or bangs and I figured contacts were the easier of the two commitments, and will require far…

March 28 16

Today I visited the doctor and I got an unexpected breast exam (allgood!) and an unexpected tetanus shot (also allgood! shots and I are likethis) and Gardisil which I guess is not just for teens anymore. I got a mostly clean bill of health save for (dangerously) low B12 levels…

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