April 17 14

There are just so many matzah crumbs in my life right now. My children, who normally eat on a fairly normal schedule (it’s best we don’t talk about the drinking, because I swear to god, my kids drink water like fish—all the livelong day)(Do fish even drink water excessively?), are…

April 14 14

We are well into the throws of Passover eve around here, this strange in-between-y limbo stage where you can no longer eat the 8 million things you cannot eat on Passover (leavened things included of course) and where you can’t quite partake in matzah festivities just yet (the unleavened things…

April 9 14

I used to dread when my husband was away. Business trips, ski trips, press trips. Dread. The dread would begin the day the trip was added to the google calendar and it wouldn’t stop until he was unpacking souvenirs from Utah or DC or Las Vegas. The reason for my dread…

April 8 14

I’m still in akismet hell over here which is incredibly frustrating since the backend (*snort*) of my site is moving molasses slow—no really, we’re talking 28.8 dial-up slow—so when inspiration strikes to write something incredibly profound (read: incredibly not profound) I race to my laptop and then wait, wait, wait and…

April 3 14

I bought this coat a little while ago. In the summer. When it was far too hot to wear a coat. And then came the eternal winter. When it was far too cold to wear just a coat. We were racing through Target in what felt like an episode of…

March 30 14

It’s amazing how I never really thought about ice cream. That is, of course, until I was told that my nut allergy meant that I couldn’t eat about 99.9% of the world’s ice cream. Adorable ice cream shops in small towns? Nope. Baskin Robbins? Forget about it. Any ice cream…

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