Monthly Archives: April 2010

….And Scene.

April 22, 2010 – 8:33 am

Isabella, upon stubbing her toe: OH SHOOT-A-BAGELS! Josh, upon hearing Isabella’s unintentionally hilarious expression: It’s not shoot a bagels. It’s ROOT-IN-VEGAS! That’s what you are supposed to say. OH ROOT-IN-VEGAS! Emily, upon hearing her siblings: You guys are such turds…it’s RUTABAGAS. OHMIGOD. you guys are so embarrassing. Did you watch…

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It’s Contaminated.

April 21, 2010 – 9:05 am

I love a good scary movie. Sure, when I watch one that actually does scare me, I spend many a night in the corner in the fetal position being all “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” and being unable to look at static on a tv…

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A Loser of Things.

April 19, 2010 – 8:36 am

My son is many things. He is smart, he is silly, he is stubborn, he is snuggly (even though he is all bones and corners). Mostly, though, my son is a LOSER OF THINGS. We spend a lot of time on quests, searching. I buy stock in yarmulkas, because most…

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