why, oh, why can’t I find this in Canada??

I’m learning to make do without certain American cereals…and i stock up on my balanace bars and i get my abercrombie fix when i visit my family…but chapstick? why can’t they bring that over?

i can see it at the border now…
“Chapstick? sure, you can bring all the other flavors into Canada…but no! not the medicated! we won’t let you bring in the ONE kind of chapstick that ACTUALLY works on chapped lips…heaven forbid. we’ll let you Canadians have the crappy cherry flavor and we’ll even toss in the mint.”