Well, Beth was tagged to do the 5-weird things meme. for some reason, when i did it, it was 9 weird things. weird. anyway, Beth changed it up a little bit and asked her readers to send in embarrassing questions for her to answer. so, of course i sent one in.

and now she’s done gone and answered ’em all. brave soul. but, here’s where the karma comes into play. she’s challenging everyone who asked a question to answer her own question, plus four others from here. Because i can never say no to a challenge…and i would do just about anything Beth wanted me to….here goes:

1. my own question….do you fart in front of each other? what about pee?

okay…first of all, any woman who claims that she doesn’t fart is LYING. certainly any woman who has been pregnant. so, yes, i have farted in front of the husband. i try not to make a habit of it, since i AM a lady…but, yes, it has happened. and he farts in front of me all the time. at least thrice daily, i’d say. but that’s normal for men, no? it’s as normal as them liking sex and drinking beer, right?

i don’t pee in front of him…unless he walks in…which he sometimes does…but then i get performance anxiety and politely (and sometimes not so politely) ask him to leave.

2. what would be your dream job? The most wonderful thing you could get paid for doing, ever?

i’d like to get paid to write books. i mean, i guess i kind of already do. but, i’d like to be somewhat of an Ann M. Martin…not having a desk job…being paid enough money to support my family and write about what i want…when i want. i would LOVE that.

3. Where were you when you lost your virginity?

unlike miss beth and sarah, of good squad fame…it was NOT on a waterbed. it was in the pfister hotel…in their presidential suite. on my wedding night.

4. Do you prefer carpets or hardwoods? And I don’t mean on your floors.

i prefer hardwoods….in both my privates of privates and in my house 😉

5. What is your secret, comfort food indulgence that you are embarassed to admit because some may find it disgusting?

i can eat raw cookie dough and brownie batter by the scoopful. no, i’m not kidding. you know those tubes of cookie dough? i can eat an entire tube in one sitting.

i guess now that i’m feeling so OPEN…i guess the coffee hasn’t yet gone to my head….come on, i dare you, ask me a question. ask me anything….