February 20 07

Well, Beth was tagged to do the 5-weird things meme.Γƒβ€šΓ‚Β for some reason, when i did it, it was 9 weird things. weird. anyway, Beth changed it up a little bit and asked her readers to send in embarrassing questions for her to answer. so, of course i sent one in.

and now she’s done gone and answered ’em all. brave soul. but, here’s where the karma comes into play. she’s challenging everyone who asked a question to answer her own question, plus four others from here. Because i can never say no to a challenge…and i would do just about anything Beth wanted me to….here goes:

1. my own question….do you fart in front of each other? what about pee?

okay…first of all, any woman who claims that she doesn’t fart is LYING. certainly any woman who has been pregnant. so, yes, i have farted in front of the husband. i try not to make a habit of it, since i AM a lady…but, yes, it has happened. and he farts in front of me all the time. at least thrice daily, i’d say. but that’s normal for men, no? it’s as normal as them liking sex and drinking beer, right?

i don’t pee in front of him…unless he walks in…which he sometimes does…but then i get performance anxiety and politely (and sometimes not so politely) ask him to leave.

2. what would be your dream job? The most wonderful thing you could get paid for doing, ever?

i’d like to get paid to write books. i mean, i guess i kind of already do. but, i’d like to be somewhat of an Ann M. Martin…not having a desk job…being paid enough money to support my family and write about what i want…when i want. i would LOVE that.

3. Where were you when you lost your virginity?

unlike miss beth and sarah, of good squad fame…it was NOT on a waterbed. it was in the pfister hotel…in their presidential suite. on my wedding night.

4. Do you prefer carpets or hardwoods? And I don’t mean on your floors.

i prefer hardwoods….in both my privates of privates and in my house πŸ˜‰

5. What is your secret, comfort food indulgence that you are embarassed to admit because some may find it disgusting?

i can eat raw cookie dough and brownie batter by the scoopful. no, i’m not kidding. you know those tubes of cookie dough? i can eat an entire tube in one sitting.

i guess now that i’m feeling so OPEN…i guess the coffee hasn’t yet gone to my head….come on, i dare you, ask me a question. ask me anything….

  1. Interesting answers. I’m stealing it for my blog. Hope that’s ok.

    Comment by Kristi on February 20, 2007
  2. WOW! your wedding night?
    that’s very Jessica Simpson-ish!

    Comment by Christine on February 20, 2007
  3. Who could possibly find eating cookie dough disgusting? Cookie dough is NIRVANA.

    Comment by Her Bad Mother on February 20, 2007
  4. Um, thanks for sharing, I think. LOL πŸ˜‰

    Comment by Stacie on February 20, 2007
  5. Your wedding night? You prude! πŸ™‚

    (Your mother reads your blog, right?)

    Comment by Beth on February 20, 2007
  6. Mmmmmm. Brownie batter rules.

    Here is a question (sorry it’s clean) What is the best book you ever read?

    Here is another question: How old were you when you got married?

    Comment by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah on February 20, 2007
  7. Yum…cookie dough. Yes, you are way classier than Beth as far as the losing viginity thing goes. HA! Awesome that you waitied till your wedding night!!

    Comment by Lisa on February 20, 2007
  8. Mmmm, those tubes of cookie dough. I’ve got one in my fridge right now…

    Comment by bubandpie on February 20, 2007
  9. […] Devra is working on a guest post to explain the whole Whodini/Kool and the Gang tire change thing, hopefully I’ll have that up soon, along with part two of my mailbag. (I’m still open for a few more questions.) Nancy and Ali have done the meme too. Ali says she lost her virginity on her wedding night. I didn’t know people still did that. Did anyone else have sex for the first time on their wedding night?Mr. Deity is killing me. Alison sent me a link to one, but I’ve watched them all. Good times. Plus, Jesus is kind of cute. […]

    Pingback by Sarah and the Goon Squad » Randomness Part 67 on February 20, 2007
  10. I love this! I was laughing out loud on the farting thing. I try not to make a habit of it…but everyone farts…and if they say they don’t…right…they are LIARS. I love that you lost your virginity on your wedding night…you rock. =) Oh & I can eat my weight in cookie dough & brownie batter. Anyone that can’t is WEIRD.

    Comment by Anna on February 20, 2007
  11. Ha! we both post about farting and virginity losing in the same day. Love it!

    Tubes of cookie dough was a college staple, not so much any more, because well I’ll turn into the Pillsbury doughboy otherwise.

    I’m drawing a blank in the question department. I’m sure one will pop into my head the second I hit “Say it!”

    Comment by Rebecca on February 20, 2007
  12. The wedding night! Lucky you, you missed out on all the teenage angst, the horribly unromantic location, and the embarrassment when he told all his friends that, yes, the carpet matched the curtains.

    My question is:
    What is the moment in life you are most ashamed of?

    Comment by The Lurker on February 20, 2007
  13. I am DYING laughing that you are writing about all this. You brave soul you. I eat cookie dough almost daily. IT rocks. And when I make brownies I eat LOTS of batter. My husbands favorite Blizzard from Dairy Queen in the Brownie batter one. It is ice cream with brownie batter mixed in. Now THAT is nasty. He loves it though.

    Comment by nicole on February 20, 2007
  14. #4 kills me! πŸ˜‰

    Comment by Haley-O on February 20, 2007
  15. it’s way too late for me to think of a question, but i definitely get the cookie dough thing. we often had the tubes in our fridge when i was growing up, and we RARELY baked cookies. πŸ˜›

    Comment by lara on February 21, 2007
  16. I think it’s so romantic that you lost your virginity on your wedding night. Awesome.

    I can’t think of any more questions, but if I do I will come back… πŸ™‚

    Comment by Nancy on February 21, 2007
  17. there are so many things I could say, yet I think I will just be a guy and say thanks for sharing

    Comment by Sparky Duck on February 22, 2007
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