Monthly Archives: October 2007

Friday Smackdown #5

Guess who pulled a Britney?? attacking paparazzi with umbrellas is sooo 2006. the conversation goes a little something like this… Katie: “Tommy, did you forget your lifts again??” Tom: “Slouch woman!! slouch, use that bad posture we talked about to make me look taller” Katie: “Oh, and have you seen…

13 things i have worn…

…at some point in my life. because, apparently, someone thought they were cool. and i thought i was too.. 1. the joey jeremiah hat 2. the jelly shoe 3. the oversized flannel shirt 4. the tight-rolled jean 5. the sweater tied around the shoulder 6. the biker short (still looking…

“Alicia Martell, please go to front reception”

had you been in my building yesterday at, i don’t know, say, 4:00, you would have heard this announcement. only i wasn’t. in the building, that is. i was at my kids’ school, picking up carpool. (well, picking up half my carpool…since the other half was sent home with lice….