had you been in my building yesterday at, i don’t know, say, 4:00, you would have heard this announcement. only i wasn’t. in the building, that is. i was at my kids’ school, picking up carpool.
(well, picking up half my carpool…since the other half was sent home with lice. for the second time. are you scratching yet? my kids are lice-free, thank the good lord. because lice are only funny on south park 
)
anywho, i guess to understand why getting paged is actually hilarious, let me take you to about 3:00 yesterday afternoon.
hey, did you know you could order from here
online??
i did not know this. so, as the weaker half of my department’s social committee – really, i’m not very good at it at all – my job was to get the pizza and the drinks.
so, i spent 20 minutes playing around on the website. amazing! you can order right there! and they’ll deliver it straight to your office! and it will remember your last order!
and then i hit the order button by accident.
so, i call customer service to get my order cancelled. since i want it tomorrow – not today. after being transfered THRICE - once from a woman who said – yes, she really did – “let me transfer you to someone more capable”
it got cancelled and pushed off until tomorrow. yay.
but, that didn’t stop the pizza pizza delivery guy from showing up at my office, pizzas in hand, at 4pm yesterday. so, i spend another 45 minutes on the phone with customer service. again.
ordering online sure is FANTASTIC, isn’t it???
you know what else is fantastic??
when Marie Osmond collapses with the stars faints on stage.
oh, and you know what else?
when Halle Berry makes a fool out of herself.
apparently, this distorted photo is where she looks like her “Jewish cousin”. at least that’s what she told Jay Leno…and then apologized for it.
yeah, yeah, yeah. distorted? methinks it’s more like “pre nosejob”
new post up on Fabulous, where i talk about my latest obsession
i promise…there’s no talk of poo.
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