October 25 07

Guess who pulled a Britney?? attacking paparazzi with umbrellas is sooo 2006.

the conversation goes a little something like this…

Katie: “Tommy, did you forget your lifts again??”

Tom: “Slouch woman!! slouch, use that bad posture we talked about to make me look taller”

Katie: “Oh, and have you seen my boobs anywhere??? because they seem to have gone missing”

granted, i don’t prance around outside in really trashy, too-small-for-me bikinis….but Britney Spears and I have the same body. (well…except i’m pretty sure i have nicer boobs – or at least mine are in the right place) this, folks, is NOT fat. if we are going to mock the Brit Brit, can we talk about her parenting skills or her going-to-the-bathroom-without-shoes-on nastiness or the weave (the weave!!!) or her new album…and leave her poor body out of it??

is anyone else disturbed by this picture of Kingston Rossdale?? (also…the name just sounds weird like that…) but are those TIGHTS that this little boy is wearing? and he’s looking…well…just a little, erm, homeless?

who watched:

30 Rock? Jack’s Family Therapy Time (better than werewold bar mitzvah) Dy-No-Mite! “Don’t ever make me talk to a woman that old again” NEVER go with a hippie to a second location. loves Carrie Fisher and the star wars shout-out.

ANTM? man, i’m starting to think that Jenah’s dried hay make-over hair is actually worse than Saleishas. Tyra’s nothing is more unattractive than a quitter rant on ebony was so unprofessional. the girl wanted to quit….because she and her stink-face weren’t made for modelling. get over it, Tyra. i loved the cards hitting the floor during the winning commercial. slam. slam. slam. mmm. Tyson Beckford.

The Office? amazing episode! “Dunder Mifflin: Limitless Paper in a Paperless World.” hahahaha! break me off a piece of that fancy feast! Darryl and the keyboard! oh, D! Philly Jim. couP. Angela hates being titilated. Kevin’s kool-aid face!

Survivor? the food challenge is always my favorite and with the 1,000 year old eggs and the fetuses..it certainly didn’t disappoint. i love when Jeff is all “it’s mind over matter” when he stands and watches the gagging and the horking. this season is all about the head-game. i think i might actually be starting to like it! um, why is Courtney still on the show? why would you search for the immunity idol in front of everyone?? Todd – you tool!!

Grey’s Anatomy? McDreamy = McDouchbag. Meredith is trying. she’s trying. she even had closure with her bag-o-mommy. the boy who trick or treats for ears was FANTASTIC. and when he called Mark “Daddy” i almost lost it. loved Cristina/Callie. the mark and meredith exchange at the end was amazing. he does have a heart! Alex and Ava. boo. totaly uninteresting to me. also..does anyone else feel like we’d care a little bit more about George and Izzy’s relationship if there was an OUNCE of chemistry there???!!

new post up on Fabulous. where we discuss smells. the good and the bizarre…

  1. i totally agree about britney. thank you for saying it, ’cause i was beginning to wonder if i was just an absolute whale at my size with what everyone was saying about her. 😛

    Comment by lara on October 26, 2007
  2. Britney is SO not fat!

    Yep, Kingston in tights… I wonder if that’s the new trend. Boys in tights.

    Comment by Nadine on October 26, 2007
  3. I think the chemistry is coming with George and Izzy! They’re just building it up……

    I was bummed with the preview for next week, it was a disappointment!

    Comment by Multi-tasking Mommy on October 26, 2007
  4. I missed Grey’s (went to the Sadie Bronfman to see Diary of Anne Frank .. the acting was powerful – the audience cried of course…)
    but it seems like I didn’t miss much?!

    Comment by Sarah on October 26, 2007
  5. About Britney – YES. She actually has a lovely body – womanly and curvaceous and not at all fat, and it is REALLY disturbing that people are accusing her of being like, mammothly overweight. Creepy.
    I really loved 30 Rock last night and the Office, not so much, which is sad.

    Comment by Rebecca on October 26, 2007
  6. I’m with you %100 on the Brit body size thing. This morning on the news they were talking about Toronto Fashion week saying that if consumers wanted normal sized models they would be asking for them… Hello, is anyone in fashion or television listening (other than Dove of course). It is just craziness!

    And Survivor. Todd is so a tool, I can’t believe he went around telling everyone he had the idol. His team would have tried their best to win anyhow. Even with looking for the idol in front of everyone he managed to only tip of Frosti. He is a bit to confident in his “I control the game” ego. A sign of an upcoming disaster if I ever saw one.

    Comment by Chantal on October 26, 2007
  7. I agree about Britney. I think her body is great – but her clothes suck. I mean WHO wears that stuff? She’s like my parents across the street neighbour – she is like 50 and has a good body, but once it gets warm spends the entire day in the yard in a bikini or a bikini top and daisy dukes. I just want to tell her to cover up a bit – she would look so much nicer in clothes that fit.
    And … who is the celebrity with the umbrella? I thought it looked like Jessica Biel.

    Comment by Laural on October 26, 2007
  8. I agree on the Brit thing. After the “gimme more” disaster, I hated reading she looked like a fat cow. She’s had 2 kids and is 25. She’s never going to look like she did when she was 17. I think she’s a crazy nut, but I hate when she’s called fat.

    I feel the same way about Izzy and George. I think they make a terrible couple! Izzy needs a man like Denny. I just can’t picture here with George! I think George would look cute with Merediths sister. (her name just slipped my mind) If they keep this up, George will have slept with everyone! He’s worse than McSteamy! LOL

    I agree with you o

    Comment by Ruby on October 26, 2007
  9. a persons weight has nothing NOTHING at all to do with their abilities, soul,beauty etc….now if you want to talk her poor parenting skills go ahead.I AM SO MISSING LOST.when is it coming back on.?ewww thats sorta strange putting tights on boys or even knee high socks.

    Comment by LAVENDULA on October 26, 2007
  10. I am so with you on Britney’s weight. She may be a trainwreck, but girlfriend is not fat.

    Comment by mamatulip on October 26, 2007
  11. I don’t think she was beating papperazzi as much as she was just sheilding herself from them (yes, I read The Superficial). But all I could think when I see this picture is “damn, her butt is awesome.”

    Comment by Tali on October 26, 2007
  12. Saw Grey’s and agree with everything. The lack of chemistry with George and Izzy – WTH is with that? It bothers me. When they were asking if they were “together,” and they said “yes,” I was completely shocked. They’re together?

    Comment by loren on October 26, 2007
  13. I kinda hate myself for saying this but Britney doesn’t look too bad. Her parenting skills, though…well, that’s another story.

    Comment by Chris on October 26, 2007
  14. You’d think the writers would realize that T.R. is gay and Kathrine is engaged and THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE, so there’s not going to be any chemistry. And what the hell is wrong with McDreamy. Last week he tells her he wants to marry her and this week he says he has to start dating. Definitely McDouche.

    Comment by epic on October 26, 2007
  15. That so has to be Jessica Biel’s ass in the first pic with the umbrella!!!!

    Comment by FENICLE on October 26, 2007
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