July 9 07

seriously, y’all. i didn’t think i had it in my heart to love a midget as much as i love mini-me. (“blimey! i thought i smelled cabbage!”) but, clearly that was until weng weng came along. he is agent 00. he is 2 foot 9. need i say more? warning: this will be the funniest thing you see all day.

Isabella has decided that she’s completely ready to be out of diapers. unfortunately for me, her receptable of choice seems to be my closet and not the toilet. i just knew she was up to no good when she disappeared into my closet with a giant smirk on her face. she brings new meaning to the term ‘little shit’

we are now officially toilet training her.

i’d like to see more of this:

and less turds on my floor. damnit.

Emily and i watched a movie together yesterday. How to Eat Fried Worms. and yes, if you must know, i enjoyed it. she does this funny thing when she lies in bed with me. she will ONLY lie on my side of the bed…and if i ask her to move over to make some room for my large ass, she will move to the center of the bed, but no further.

when i asked her about it her answer literally brought me to tears.

“i don’t like daddy’s side because he sleeps naked and his bum bum and all his other stuff is all over it.”

out of the mouths of babes. :)

 

 

 

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  1. This is by far the funniest thing I have seen/read in the longest time. I’m not sure if I’m laughing more over the video or over Emily’s comment. Too funny!

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    Comment by Laural on July 9, 2007
  2. Omg … Emily is the cutest!!! what did hubby think of that comment? :)

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    Comment by Sarah on July 9, 2007
  3. I didn’t watch the video, I’m saving it for later… but your kiddos are ADORABLE! (I find the poop in the closest funny – until it happens to me)

    Emily KILLS me!! LMAO

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    Comment by sam on July 9, 2007
  4. Weng Weng is curiosity alluring. And EFFED UP! ha ha! I loved that. My hubby and coworkers are gonna think I am GOD for sending them that, thanks.

    And crossing fingers for the potty training!

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    Comment by aimee/greeblemonkey on July 9, 2007
  5. oops, curiously.

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    Comment by aimee/greeblemonkey on July 9, 2007
  6. hahaha!that was a funny post today Ali.you almost always crack me up.weng weng poop in closets and nakrd bum bums on daddys side of bed hilarious!

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    Comment by LAVENDULA on July 9, 2007
  7. Your kid cracks me up!

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    Comment by AndreAnna on July 9, 2007
  8. Yay for Bella! (And yay for Mommy when the diapers are finally toast!)

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    Comment by SciFi Dad on July 9, 2007
  9. We’ve been trying to convince The Baby that she needs to use her potty. She certainly likes sitting on it and eating M&Ms but is currently quite content with the diapery state of affairs… and hey! She’s not crapping in my toilet, so I’m happy, too.

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    Comment by Rebecca on July 9, 2007
  10. Large ass, MY ASS!!!! You do not have a large ass, and you LOVE your ass! :)

    That is HILARIOUS about Emily. LOL! (and I NEVER say LOL!!). ;) And, at least Bella wants out of diapies. I canNOT say the same for the monkey. She wants NOTHING to do with her poo….

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    Comment by Haley-O on July 9, 2007
  11. LMAO about Emily’s comment!

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    Comment by Kerry on July 9, 2007
  12. That little guy looks like Tattoo…

    I am officially sending you my daughter…You can have her to potty train…she won’t poop or pee at all anywhere but a pull up…

    And Emily just made me realize…that’s why I HATE sleeping on my husband’s side of the bed too…

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    Comment by ~JJ! on July 9, 2007
  13. OMG that is hilarious. All of it! The midget. Your little girl pooping in the closet. And of course daddy’s ickiness in the bed!!!!

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    Comment by FENICLE on July 9, 2007
  14. I THOUght the same thing about WengWeng — looks like Tattoo.

    As for the potty training, god bless you. I hate that.

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    Comment by shelly on July 9, 2007
  15. That’s funny! Bum Bum and other stuff! LMFAO!

    Kids are funny.

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    Comment by Ruby on July 9, 2007
  16. Maybe if Weng Weng met up with the midget on Boston Legal. . .nah, that’s not as funny.

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    Comment by therapydoc on July 9, 2007
  17. Oh, I can’t believe I did that! The p.c. word is dwarf.

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    Comment by therapydoc on July 9, 2007
  18. That video creeeeeeeped me out!?! lol what the heck! But the pic of your tater tot is absolutely wonderful!! Her legs are just too cute!

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    Comment by Humor Girl on July 10, 2007
  19. HA! God, that’s funny. (And I must admit I’m laughing a little bit about the pooping in the closet too… because, you know, it’s not me. Sorry about that choice of hers. They are sure weird little beings.)

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