July 10 07

there is nothing quite like starting your morning by ordering yourself ten new v-strings from victoria’s secret. v-strings are on sale for $3.99. go on, i’ll wait while you go over and place your order. you see, the husband is going to the states next week to visit his cousins and you can sure as hell know i’m going to take advantage of the low dollar and the cheap shipping prices to the states and the good sales…

i was finally able to retrieve some of my pictures off my broken camera (may she rest in piece). i, of course, had to stand in line at a stupid kodak kiosk for an hour and a half behind these four women who had no clue what a memory card was…(and one of them had no clue what a razor was either, it seems) to get them to put my 35 pictures on a cd.

my mom has this thing with hair. every time she sees me, the first thing out of her mouth is, “you need a haircut” and i’m so not even kidding. she really does this. she hates me with long hair, and always has. i’m not exactly sure why. she once told me that my haircut made me look ‘white trash’….what what what?!

so, i dare you to guess what the first thing we did after we got off the plane was? (and the answer isn’t cheesecake factory…that was the second thing we did….)

because i sure wasn’t getting my hair cut.

a few more photos from my trip on flickr…including ones that show off ma new dress…

this is a picture of me and my brother. (see….i told you i had nice boobs – huzzah!) we look, erm, NOTHING alike. when we took the kids to (yes, again) cheesecake factory for lunch after we left the wedding, the staff thought that we were MARRIED. and that the girls were OURS. ick.

  1. Great boobs. (If I may say so)…

    I love her hair…I am considering doing that to myself and my girl…

    Your brother is adorable.

    Comment by ~JJ! on July 10, 2007
  2. Just for future reference, if you need photos off a card, let me know… I can transfer them to CD for you, without the need for hairy armpits.

    Comment by SciFi Dad on July 10, 2007
  3. Ah, the ol’ married to the brother thing. My brother and I look alike enough to be practically TWINS and yet people still have asked us if we’re married. Tooooo disgusting…..
    Lovely boobs! Mine look great if I get them in a good enough bra – otherwise, they’re pretty tragic.

    Comment by Rebecca on July 10, 2007
  4. well, at least your bother is cute. Take it as a compliment, big boobs (she says, jealously).

    Comment by shelly on July 10, 2007
  5. oops, I meant BROTHER not BOTHER.

    Comment by shelly on July 10, 2007
  6. Ohh! I love that dress. I saw it at Banana Republic. Except it was the kind of dress that I love but that I wouldn’t even try on because it’s so not me. But, it looks great on you.
    I love Emily’s Hair! So cute. I want to get my hair cut that short. (but I’m not!!)

    Comment by Laural on July 10, 2007
  7. Ya, you have a nice rack.

    Your brother’s a hottie, but I can definitely see the ick factor when people think he’s your hubby!

    Comment by sam on July 10, 2007
  8. You look NOTHING alike! It’s, like, funny! I LOVE Emily’s haircut! She’s sooo POSH, now! 😉 I don’t think you could EVER look “white trash” EVER! And, as the monkey would say “prilly dresssss” and “BOOBOOS!” ! 😉

    Comment by Haley-O on July 10, 2007
  9. You have beautiful hair ! It is hilarious that your brother looks so different from you !

    Comment by Heather on July 10, 2007
  10. I loved it when my brother lived in the US… I could on-line shop to my heart’s content and have it delivered there. Um, yeah, your boobs are SO not deflated water balloons.

    Comment by LoriD on July 10, 2007
  11. I’ve always been a fan of your rack.

    My husband works in the US one day a week. I freaking LOVE it. They have the best stuff there.

    Comment by Chantal on July 10, 2007
  12. Great pics! And she has one adorable hair cut!

    Comment by Humor Girl on July 10, 2007
  13. You and Emily are both looking gorgeous!

    Comment by Audrey on July 10, 2007
  14. That’s funny. I always wonder when I am about with my brother if people think we are married. Ew!

    Comment by Ruby on July 10, 2007
  15. Holy hell! Put those things away before you poke an eye out! God, I don’t remember the LAST TIME my boobs were that perky without the help of some SERIOUS strappage.

    The haircut is MAH-velous!!!

    Comment by loren on July 10, 2007
  16. you DO have nice boobs and bro is hot too! But the haircut was the cutest.

    Comment by aimee / greeblemonkey on July 10, 2007
  17. Dang! Those are nice boobies and the dress rocks. I saw it in the Banana window the other day, drooled and was jealous for a minute that you have it and I dont. And then I stroked my camera off. Bwaaaahhh !

    Comment by jasmine on July 10, 2007
  18. ooh, awesome dress! you look amazing in that picture. my bros are step-brothers, and they’re both dark skinned latinos, so we *really* look nothing alike. 😛

    Comment by lara on July 11, 2007
  19. You two have the same smile! And that’s about all I can on how similiar you look!

    My sisters and I look alike I think, enough to be related, because we all have the same nose, but otherwise not so much. My boyfriend has one of those families where the parents have been married a couple of times each, so he has a ton of half siblings and NOT ONE looks like the other.

    Comment by Tamsen on July 11, 2007
  20. I love the haircut!

    You do look like a married couple. And I am jealous of your rack!!!

    Comment by Nadine on July 11, 2007
  21. Cute haircut 🙂

    Comment by Teena in Toronto on July 11, 2007
  22. Sweet jesus, when did your boobs get so big?!!!!!
    Didn’t you used to have a boy body like me back before Emily was born?


    Comment by Wendi on July 12, 2007
  23. Ooh! I likes the dress.

    And I once went out with someone who looked so much like me that people would ask often if we were brother and sister. Ew. (Of course, Misterpie and I look a lot alike, too.)

    Comment by kittenpie on July 12, 2007

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