January 18 12

She assured me that it’s supposed to be a ring holder, and it’s supposed to be helpful.

“Mama! Look at what I made for you! It’s so great for when you wash dishes! You can take your rings off and put it on this!”

But I have seen Dexter.

I know. 

My first grader may just be the ice truck killer.

Now, if I start finding Barbie parts in the fridge, I’m going to have to throw down.

Or at least move out.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here, in the fetal position.

  1. Awww .. bless her sweet heart for thinking of you ..but ya, not sure I could display that anywhere – what’cha going to do?

    Comment by Sarah on January 18, 2012
  2. I am sorry, but that is creepy. Wonder what the other kids’ projects looked like.

    Comment by Jen on January 18, 2012
  3. Ack! We just watched season one (late to the Dexter party). That is creeeeepy.

    Comment by Angella on January 18, 2012
  4. If she starts talking about a Dark Passenger, run.

    Comment by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 18, 2012
  5. that will live on in your family history! awesome!!!

    Comment by Julie on January 18, 2012
  6. I’m all for kids’ craft projects, and encouraging creativity, but do you actually have to use it? And like… keep it out where you can see it? Because, holy crap is that thing frightening. And I’ve never even seen Dexter.

    Comment by Jessica on January 18, 2012
  7. OMG! Was that a school project? Was it her idea or the teacher’s? Because in no world is that NOT CREEPY.

    Lovely thought, though, Bella!

    Comment by Kristabella on January 18, 2012
  8. Your kid is awesome – obviously good humour is hereditary!

    Comment by Louise on January 18, 2012
  9. OMG – that is too funny…and creepy! I literally gasped when I saw this pic, I also watch Dexter. Nice thought though for sure.

    Comment by Maria on January 18, 2012
  10. Very… ahem… creative.
    Hope you’re on her Nice list. : D

    Comment by Pam @writewrds on January 19, 2012
  11. ACK. That is terrifying. And hysterical.

    Comment by Meghan on January 19, 2012
  12. I’m sorry, but that has to be the creepiest gift ever. Good thing it came from such a cute kid. 🙂

    Comment by Mommabird2345 on January 19, 2012
  13. I don’t even think the cute helps her here.


    Comment by ali on January 19, 2012

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