July 16 07



anyone want to take a guess whose daughter i hung out with last night?? it was good times singing “a pig in front, a pig behind put them together and what do you find….”

oh, who are we kidding…i know you all know that it’s miss haley-o’s monkey i’m hanging with….the girl with the most famous curls and backside around. (yeah…that sounded bad…and we all know that i’ve got the most famous backside around. even hales told me that my ass looked great tonight. she did. i swear.)

Haley and i took about 45 shots to try to get ONE good one.



and we still didn’t even get one. we tried everything. we tried switching sides. i tried grabbing hold of Haley’s boob (not really, Haley had a giant water mark on her shirt and i was attempting to hide it from the camera. i know…with yesterday’s and today’s pictures you are all going to peg me a boob woman….but we all know i’m an ass girl.)

first it was a harmony remote. then it was another harmony remote. then it was my laptop. then it was my camera…and tonight….wonder of wonders….down goes my computer. fuck. fuckity fuck fuck. so, now we have to buy ourselves another computer. i so didn’t need this right now. the bad news is that i’ve lost all my songs. all my songs. damnit it hell. all my songs. everything i’ve downloaded. i recently took everything off my ipod (don’t ask…i’m not really sure what i was thinking….) and now it’s all gone. back to the torrentspy drawing board. if anyone wants to give me some free music, i’d be happy to take it off your hands. my ipod will thank you for it.

but the good news is that i’ve discovered that my office has a gym in it. and it’s FREE. granted, it’s not winning any awards. but it’s got what i need – for the most part. there are no glute machines, but i can save myself about $60 a month….which i’m thinking is going to go towards my new computer. aw, hell. things seriously need to stop breaking.

  1. You and Haley are both Hilarious. I bet you two are such fun to be around.

    Comment by kelley rees on July 16, 2007
  2. My favorite is a “sheep-pig” BTW.

    The picture – you should email it my way and I’ll photoshop it so you’re both a size -2 and the waterstain disappears – ha! I’m a photo-altering genius. When you send it, send that sex video link, will ya? My sis is lonely and wanting to see some man-goods!!! (I MAY take a peek TOO) Oh damn, if your computer’s broken, you probably don’t have that anymore…

    As far as the whole losing song thing goes – I know you probably purchased your songs from iTunes, but hear me out. I buy mine from Napster, and there’s a “library” button that allows me to sync up my computer’s library with the songs I’ve already purchased online. That way, I don’t have to worry about losing them. iTunes may have something similar, just browse around. 🙂 Good luck!

    Comment by loren on July 17, 2007
  3. You and Haley are hottttttttt

    Sorry about your music babe … that sucks. But a FREE gym?! That would almost be enough to get me off my ass.

    Comment by Sandra on July 17, 2007
  4. Oh Ali! I’ll email you about the music thing.
    And you are SO TINY. I would never be photographed next to you! Not only would I tower over you, but I suspect I’m twice your size…. 🙁

    Comment by Rebecca on July 17, 2007
  5. Oh, and I can’t email you. But I have tons of music and we like a lot of the same stuff so email me about that and I’ll send you an address.

    Comment by Rebecca on July 17, 2007
  6. I would just plain die if my music was lost!!!!

    If you want I can make you a CD of some stuff and send it over…You like Travis?????

    Comment by ~JJ! on July 17, 2007
  7. When our computer shit itself, i tunes resent us the billions ( I swear, billions!) of songs that we had downloaded. They told us that it was a one time deal, they were taking our word, blah, blah, blah. E-mail them…it’s worth a try. Tell them that you know they did it for us, so they should do it for you too.

    Comment by Wendi on July 17, 2007
  8. Great pics…and haley-o’s daughter has the cutest curls – i luv them!!! 🙂

    Comment by Tova on July 17, 2007
  9. That sucks about your computer. I hate when stuff like that happens. I would totally send you music. But, I don’t have a clue how 🙁 And, I don’t have nearly as much as you.
    By the way, I’m totally jealous of your hair! I’m trying to grow mine but it would never look like that.
    PS How did you only find out about the gym? I would never work out at work because I would hate my colleagues seeing how red I get.

    Comment by Laural on July 17, 2007
  10. I bought my latest laptop at Best Buy with a (albeit expensive, but worth it) three-year extended warranty. I made the guy repeat it outloud “If your baby spits on the computer, you can get a new one. If you knock is down the stairs, you get a new one. If we can’t fix it, you get a new one.” Guess what I’m gonna do in about 15 months? Yes, it involves spit and stairs.

    Comment by AndreAnna on July 17, 2007
  11. crappy about all the breaking electronics… but that should be it for awhile, right?

    i use my company gym too – it’s not amazing, but it has what i need and it’s free (not to mention convenient)

    Comment by Jodi on July 17, 2007
  12. Ugh. I’m sorry about your computer. That totally sucks. 🙁

    But. You guys look totally hot, and you look TOTALLY hot in glasses.

    Comment by mamatulip on July 17, 2007
  13. Yeah, so… wouldn’t you know that the one day last week I can’t resist ball-busting (all in good fun, of course, but usually I reign myself in), I pick two who actually know one another in the outside world. 🙂 Of course.

    Comment by JMC on July 17, 2007
  14. Okay, forget my last comment – you’re just plain screwed! :7

    Comment by loren on July 17, 2007
  15. Here’s the fixed pic:

    I am SO BORED TODAY! Can you tell?

    Comment by loren on July 17, 2007
  16. Did you change buildings? You would think that you would have noticed a gym before. Especially a FREE gym.

    Comment by LoriD on July 17, 2007
  17. going for a record number of comments on one post (think I can do it?)

    sorry if that one comment sounded snarky! 😀
    I meant that if you downloaded the music free, it’s probably a lost cause. Inserting foot in mouth now…

    Comment by loren on July 17, 2007
  18. I’m sorry your computer broke down!

    You both look gorgeous in the photos!

    Comment by Nadine on July 18, 2007
  19. You both are so adorable!! Wish I lived nearby and could hang out with the two of you!

    Comment by BlondeBlogger on July 18, 2007
  20. Get a Mac. Get a Mac. Get a Mac.

    If you downloaded from iTunes, I’ll bet you can get those back. And you may be able to pay someone to retrieve your data from the broken computer.

    Get a Mac. Get a Mac.

    Comment by Di on July 20, 2007
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