scene: last night…7:00pm. we are in the bathroom, ironing Emily’s hair. Josh is pretending to put on lipstick in his batman pajamas…so i guess it evens out. ha.
Josh: Mommy, Tyler’s cat has a rock in his wiener and so he has to pee out of his butt!
Ali: not sure it works that way, Bud. I’m pretty sure he still pees the normal way, but it hurts him.
Josh: (totally not caring one iota about my answer about poor Tyler’s kidney-stoned cat) Mommy, you have a hairy front private
Ali: yes dear (let the record show that Ali is wearing sweatpants. it’s only my own hair i dry in the nude. not in front of my kids…sickos.)
Josh: But only some of it is hairy.
Ali: yes dear
Emily: (giggle) it’s striped!
Ali: yes dear. thank you for sharing that
Josh: Mommy, you’re weird.
Emily: Josh, you are so dumb. all moms have hairy vaginas
Josh: i feel bad for Tyler’s cat. he has to pee out of his butt. *shrugs* (leaves room)Emily: *shrugs* (leaves room)
Ali: *shrugs*…
and then realizes that when she asked the question…”when do you stop undressing in front of your children?” she got her answer tonight.
(…but thanks, kids, for reminding me that i need to go see Argentina)
on a completely unrelated note…what do y’all think of this bedding??
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