there’s nothing like lying down in bed with your 5-year-old at bedtime and while you are singing Edelweiss, she looks at you and says, “um, Mama, your boob is on my pillow.” holy shit! my boob had literally fallen out of my shirt and was just lying there. so, i…
Today there was a “surprise” man-shower for a guy at work who is getting married. It was a pot-luck lunch. which i find awkward even when it’s with good friends. awkward since i have issues. issues with being picky. and not liking to eat other peoples’ food. even when its…
it’s amazing the things that you tell your girl friends. i told them about how i really hated Lord of the Rings. Well, hated is a bit strong. i thought the first was okay, the second was meh, and the third was incredibly hard to sit through. the saving grace?…
