there’s nothing like lying down in bed with your 5-year-old at bedtime and while you are singing Edelweiss, she looks at you and says,
“um, Mama, your boob is on my pillow.”

holy shit! my boob had literally fallen out of my shirt and was just lying there.
so, i lifted the ole girl up and put her back into my bra and tank top.

i’m all class.