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I’m here…giving away another $100 Visa gift card to my American friends.
I’m here….giving away two closing-night tickets to the Toronto International Film Festival to my Toronto friends.
I’m here…giving away a WASHER AND A DRYER and a year supply of detergent to my Canadian friends.
I’m here…giving away a Kobo eReader and a gift card to my Canadian friends.
Clearly, I am too good to you.