Me: You slept on your book?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: You like the book you are reading?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: You have a face?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: You are a scary clown?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: Your face is Harry Potter?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: You like to circle your head with your book?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: My face looks like Harry Potter?
Josh: Shakes head no.
Me: If you don’t tell me what you want to tell me IN WORDS, my head is going to spin around. I haven’t had any coffee yet ohmigod.
Josh: Can you sign me up for Facebook please? Get it? FACE. BOOK. Hahahahahaah!
Oh. Of course. There is officially a new rule in our house. No charades before 10am. Or maybe I should change it to No charades ever. Because clearly I am not very good at this games.
I don’t think Facebook is quite ready for this mime.