~~ this photo makes me laugh.

~~ this one makes me cry a little bit

~~ this one makes me super envious. who the heck looks that good just after giving birth??

~~ and this one makes me so confused. what exactly is Constantine doing in this picture? and could he be any more pasty-white and unattractive?? put your shirt back on, Connie. I’d like to keep my cocoa puffs down today.