February 6 07

because i’m trying to NOT complain so much (yes, i realize yesterday was about as whiny as it gets) i’m not going to write about the 9pm puke I discovered my daughter in. or the fact that my husband is still sick. or that i slept on the fuckin’ couch last night (badly. very badly). or that i missed Heroes because i was cleaning up said puke.

no. no, ma’am. today we are happy. happy, happy, happy, happy.

i’m happy that i have more fashion sense than this lady over here….

and that i didn’t get a nose job only to have my new nose look EXACTLY the same as my old one:

can you tell the difference? neither can i.


  1. Poor Britney, that girl has rediscovered her white trash roots. I just feel sorry for her anymore.

    And, uh, Jennifer Aniston… I read in the paper that it was to fix a deviated sepium (or however you spell it) from her previous nose job, forever ago. I know it could be a cover up- but who knows!

    Comment by Tamsen on February 6, 2007
  2. what can i say about wearing ill-fitting slips in public.with all the $ she has you’d think she’d dress better..and what was that about a nose job?huh?

    Comment by LAVENDULA on February 6, 2007
  3. Good ol’ sad sacky Jennifer Aniston. Britney is just tragic.

    Comment by Rebecca on February 6, 2007
  4. Britney, oh Britney… There are other pics of her form that night too… chipped off acrylic nails, chipped toe nail polish.. she has enough money that someone could dress her respectably for a public appearance. She’s definitely tragic.

    As for Jen. I truly think that she got her septum fixed. Her nose would still look the same, and it does. Big deal.

    Comment by s@m on February 6, 2007
  5. You know that the world isn’t such a bad place when CELEBS can make you feel better about yourself.

    Comment by Her Bad Mother on February 6, 2007
  6. Oh dear, your luck these days…I’m sorry!

    Comment by Amanda on February 6, 2007
  7. When it rains it pours huh?! Yeah, we were dealing with the puking/fevers for a whole week too and now I’m fighting it but can’t take meds b/c I’m 5 months preggo!! But we did move the fish tank so the energy is better now. I know, freak! It’s all about feng shui. A gazillion Chinese can’t be wrong, can they?!

    And as for Jen’s nose job…so the right one is the “after”, well it looks bigger than the before picture, and uglier I think.

    Comment by Waya on February 6, 2007
  8. I think Jen got her nosed fixed. Not like re-done. Who knows. Everyone else in Hollywood gets stuff done all the time, why not her right?

    I have nothing to say about Brittney except, nasty!

    Comment by nicole on February 6, 2007
  9. She swears she didn’t get a nose job. I believe her — I mean, because she already has the cutest nose! I totally think so!

    And, WHA?! You missed Heroes!? I hope you PVR’ed it! Sorry you slept on the couch. Brutal….

    Comment by haley-o on February 6, 2007
  10. hooray! it’s good to be able to mock those less fortunate than ourselves. 😛

    Comment by lara on February 6, 2007
  11. Britney has to be the biggest white trash millionaire ever! I do feel sorry for her. You would think with all that $ she’d just sit back and let someone else do all the work (you know nanny, driver, hair, make-up, stylist, everything…). Money doesn’t buy happiness though. As for Ms. Aniston, I can’t tell much difference. The photo on the right has a little wider bottom, but it’s at a different angle than the left?? Who knows!!!

    Comment by Fenicle on February 6, 2007
  12. Sleeping on the couch in the worst! You have a right to complain! No more school again today, so I get the privledge of taking 4 boys with me as I get a mammogram! How many hours before bedtime again?

    Comment by susiej J on February 7, 2007
  13. heroes, repeat on the SciFi channel, I think on Wednesday night

    Comment by Sparky Duck on February 7, 2007
  14. I think her new nose looks wider than the old one. Not a good change! And it’s ok to be whiny when family members are sick and pulling you in different directions.

    Comment by Wendy on February 7, 2007
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