…there is a reason, dear readers. I am officially retiring my Fabulous jersey. I’m saying auf wiedersehen (whatever, just try to admit you’ve never seen the Sound of Music, unless you are Jennifer, of course…)

yes, i’m moving on to a brand spanking new home on urbanmoms.ca…. Juice: Entertainment News with Extra Pulp – please come on by and say hi. from now on you’ll be able to catch my friday smackdown over there!! There will be lots of other entertainment-y goodness over there, both snarky and nice…from celebrity interviews to what boots to wear with what pants. I’m excited about this new adventure, i hope you are too!

who watched:

Survivor – Todd pulls a johnny fairplay, maybe, possibly. i heart Denise…and even though it made for a boring vote, she made the right decision. she was better off not forcing the tie. This was the first week i *liked* PG…her all weepy after the IC win was great.
Grey’s Anatomy – i *hate* Alex…it’s like he’s figured that if he’s up front about being an asshole, it’s okay. honey, it’s. not. okay. boo. i actually liked Rose until she kissed Mcdouchebag last night. much Cristina love, as always – bringing Lexie home, the dancing (Dance Party!), smacking down Bailey! and Bailey…oh, who was this woman tonight? it wasn’t MY Bailey.
30 Rock – i couldn’t possibly pick a favorite moment…it was all TOO good. “I hate the word lovers unless it’s between ‘meat’ and ‘pizza'” – i don’t think i could love Lemon any more than i do right now…she tapes her bra together! she eats three musketeers for breakfast!, Tracy’s mug – #4 dad! and Jack…”this company has a strict bros before hos policy” love love love.
Gossip Girl – is it wrong of me to think that Blair and Chuck together are HAWT? BlairBear?? this is only one bear on tv, and that’s ClareBear on Heroes. Lily is officially a rockstar. love her speech to Dan. hahaha. Serena wants to bed? bang? as many billionaires as possible!!
America’s Next Top Model – the great wall of boredom. the only thing remotely entertaining was the ‘swan song’ discussion. and when Twiggy called Bianca, ‘bee-anchor’ – i swear, i watched that part 4 times. also…Nigel totally wants Chantal “why can’t you look at ME like that??!” RAWR!