August 18 04

1. “Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?”
“Sure, that and a pair of testicles.”

2. “This is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules!”

3. “Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”

4. “I’m as Jewish as fucking Tevye.”

5. “It’s all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you’ll, uh, you know what I’m trying to say–”
“I am the Walrus.”
“That fucking bitch!”
“I am the Walrus.”
“Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!”
“What the fuck is he talking about?”

6. “And, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.”

7. “You mark that frame an 8 you’re entering a world of pain. A world of pain.”

  1. while you’re at it…

    What is this “day of rest” sh!t? What is this bullsh!t, man? I don’t fucking care! It don’t matter to Jesus! But you’re not fooling me! You might fool the fcuks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus! It’s bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would’ve fcuked you in the a$$ Saturday, I’ll fcuk you in the a$$ next Wednesday instead!
    Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
    The Dude: No…
    Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
    The Dude: You’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just an asshole!

    The Dude: And, you know, he’s got emotional problems, man.
    Walter Sobchak: You mean… beyond pacifism?
    The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

    Bunny Lebowski: I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
    Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We’re all, we’re all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
    Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can’t watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
    Brandt: Ah haha. That’s marvelous.
    The Dude: Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

    Comment by Giblet on August 18, 2004
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