November 17 06

Joshua: Daddy, can we go cowtipping?

Daddy: Sure, Josh, right after we put on our overalls and shuck the corn. yeehaw.

So, last night my plan was to be all productive-like.

to finish a blanket i was working on

to catch up on all the shows i’ve missed this week

to write my post for urbanmoms

to scrapbook. i’m so behind, yo.

to bake something for this baby shower pot-luck we are having today at work (yes, i was going to bake…even though i can’t eat baked goods on South Beach). instead, i’m empty-handed. and feel shitty about it.

to convince y’all to head on over to The Canadian Blog Awards site and vote for me. no pressure. but you all know how i feel about winning…i’ve been nominated – i still don’t know who nominated me – in two categories: Best Personal Blog and Best Family Blog.

but, instead, i spent hours and hours becoming a south park character. thanks, HBM. This wasn’t the first time i’d seen this site…but i took one look at Her Bad Mother’s character and i was all, like, hey, missy, that looks so freakin’ like her, it’s silly. so, screw you guys and all the things i was going to do last night….

except, embarrassingly, i’m VERY boring, but this picture, looks almost exactly like me, except she’s got better roots.

and here’s another one of me, boring again…i.can’t.stop.:




you think they’ll understand at the baby shower when i use “i was becoming a south park character” as an excuse?


~loved Parvati all “that’s…not fun.”

 ~bwah! i was so glad to see Jenny and her smug face get the boot. and it was great to see the surprise vote…they had to scramble to vote someone off without talking first. it was great!

~and what’s with Jeff all of a sudden pronouncing Parvati correctly?

~Ozzy and Yul kiss. squee!

~Did Jenny flip the bird on the way out? anyone?

~It was no “new York Jews in Iceland” but Jonathan made me smile with his “who knew a jew could climb a tree?”

~Adam and Candice make me want to vomit. 1, 2, 3…candice. epic. truly epic.

Grey’s Anatomy

~ my love for Bailey grows by leaps and bounds this week. telling Meredith to shut the fuck up in the OR, the story with the peas and her kid, singing us out at the end. she’s wonderful.

~loved the Addison/Callie/Bailey interaction while watching surgery.

~The shit with ‘tremor-gate 2006’ is going to hit the fan soon. George knows. Bailey suspects. and Cristina is on the verge of a total breakdown.

~Ali liked the scene with the twins. and Ali even laughed out loud when Izzy was feeling the pecs.

~Callie and her car analogy. it’s hard not to heart her. even if she dances in her underwear and sleeps with Mcsteamy.

~Cristina telling George’s dad that he’s the best intern! oh my freakin’ lord, she does have a heart!

~”No pickle for you!” even though i loathe McSteamy, that was damn funny.


  1. You know, I think you’re right about Jenny flipping the bird. And what about Rebecca’s final thoughts? Why didn’t we get those?

    Comment by Jeff on November 17, 2006
  2. Yeah, Grey’s Anatomy WAS good, wasn’t it? I spent all evening watching tv instead of finishing my ##@**!! church newsletter which is due today, so that was fun this morning.

    Comment by Rebecca on November 17, 2006
  3. We’re so Canadian…I know I’m all “Let’s vote for everybody!”
    I don’t watch Grey’s, but I love me some!

    Comment by Karen Rani on November 17, 2006
  4. Survivor was good last night. Totally rooting for the underdog!

    Comment by Chris on November 17, 2006
  5. Now I have to go and make south park characters of my family!!! Like I have time for this…tee hee…

    How’s the diet?

    Comment by Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom on November 17, 2006
  6. I still haven’t watched Survivor or Grey’s, so I’m not reading that part just yet….LOVE the South Park characters. Emily’s is particularly priceless! I’m sure no one will notice if you don’t bring anything — I never did!!!! 😉

    Comment by haley-o on November 17, 2006
  7. I need to make a new South Park character – mine is from before Seth was deployed, so it’s very kick-ass (best Cartman voice). And, sadly, I suspect Burketina will wind up killing George’s dad. That would send the show in a whole different direction.

    Comment by Stacy on November 17, 2006
  8. I just spent at least fifteen minutes making myself a south park character and I decided I had to quit and come back here and comment before I got carried away!

    I had to skip the last part of your post b/c I haven’t watched Grey’s or Survivor yet, but I was much amused by the cow tipping idea.

    Keep it up with the South Beach! Since I have traded counting WW points for stuffing my face with everything in sight, it’s nice to know you’re doing well.

    Comment by Sadie on November 17, 2006
  9. Ali, thanks for stopping by my blog and for diving into comments. I’ll have to check my stats tomorrow to see how you landed in my space! Until then, have a great one!

    Comment by fringes on November 18, 2006
  10. I just watched Season 1 ep 1 and 2 of Grey’s Anatomy tonight! I’m so far behind.

    Comment by metro mama on November 18, 2006
  11. LOL, I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow night!

    Comment by Stacie on November 18, 2006
  12. Nice Grey’s recap. Love that show.

    I’m off to turn myself into a South Park Character now…cuz that is too cool.

    Comment by Mommy off the Record on November 19, 2006
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