September 14 07

i mean, i’m not really one to judge. i’ve had my fair share of days where i look well, more pregnant than not. and i have recently sworn off guessing whether or not my friends are pregnant.

but celebrities don’t count. They are just asking for it. you dress yourself in a green bag dress and walk out onto the floor at fashion week and people are gonna talk. she HAD to know that.

so NOT pregnant…just a dress that’s too tight….


also so NOT pregnant…that’s just the style right now…i call it “the billow”

oh. my. and i thought i wouldn’t have any more Colin Farrell news to report…but get. this.

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Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor are in Toronto right now premiering their new movie in which they play brothers (why couldn’t I have gone to that movie??) but they decided it would be more fun to pretend they were, erm, lovers. i’m actually not even sure why i like this story so much. perhaps it’s because I am all hot and bothered thinking about the two of them. and me. is it getting hot in here??

When Ewan spoke to Metro, he said:

“Me and Colin Farrell lovers? Yes. You heard it here first. Friends, lovers, all of those things.”

And Colin corroborated his buddy’s story, adding:

“We’re lovers, but only physically. No movies, no dinners, or long meaningful conversations caring about how the other person is doing in their lives.””We just like to make love every now and then. Once a year is going to be the deal, like Woody Allen makes his films.”


i’m thinking of bringing some celebrity back to Cheaper Than Therapy. Thoughts? I used to be all about the celebs…and then my girl Haley-O began cornering that market on her celebrity gossip site…but i’ve just sort of, well, i’ve been missing it lately, and there’s more than enough snark to go around methinks…i’m thinking Fridays maybe. Friday Celeb Snark?!

  1. Friday Snark would be good.
    Someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. Nope, just fat.

    Comment by Rebecca on September 14, 2007
  2. Friday Snark sounds cool! If you enjoy and miss the celebrity stuff then you should do it – it’s your blog!

    I saw a pisture of JLo in that bag dress and thought hmmm… is she trying to hide something? But now that I see that picture with the bump and now I’m really wondering – especially since she’s raising her arms; that would normally tend to flatten the tummy, right?

    Comment by Jackie on September 14, 2007
  3. ABSOLUTELY you should! Has ZERO to do with my celeb blog, Ali!!! I’ve missed your celeb stuff — you’re so great at it. And, I know you love it. PLUS, you can put up more scandalous stuff than I can on my more “conservative” site. 😉 Go for it!

    And, I think JLo’s preggers and FLAUNTING it. 😉

    Comment by haley-o on September 14, 2007
  4. I am definitely a fan of some Friday Snarkfesting.

    Comment by Jen on September 14, 2007
  5. it sounds like a great plan!
    And before you mentioned the green bag dress, I was thinking the SAME THING! They are in the eye of the public, these people know when they look pregnant and when they don’t…

    Comment by misty on September 14, 2007
  6. I would like snark. You can’t get enough snark, I say.

    Comment by alison on September 14, 2007
  7. Bring on the celeb snark! I love it.
    Oh – and did you hear the story about Colin Farrell buying a homeless guy a bunch of clothes and coats and sleeping bags, etc. and then giving him rent money? How cool is that?

    Comment by Laural on September 14, 2007
  8. If Friday snark brings more pictures of ewan mcgregor for me to drool over? Then absolutely you should do it.

    Comment by Audrey on September 14, 2007
  9. Yummy, Colin & Ewan…
    Friday Celeb Snark, sounds good to me.

    Comment by NoMommy on September 14, 2007
  10. J-Lo is totally preg…If she’s not, she should burn that dress…no wait,she should burn that dress regardless…;)

    Comment by Cynthia on September 14, 2007
  11. you know me – the more snark the better. bring it on, says me. 🙂

    oh, and yeah, that’s a hideous picture of j. lo. even if she is pregnant, it’s not a flattering photo. and if she’s not? yeesh!

    Comment by lara on September 14, 2007
  12. I am a celeb gossip whore. I’d love it if you did Celeb Gossip Friday’s.

    I really thought J-Lo might have a bun in the oven.

    Comment by mamatulip on September 14, 2007
  13. Oh I DO love me some good celeb dirt.

    Comment by AbsolutelyBananas on September 15, 2007
  14. I’d love some celebrity talk! And J-Lo does kinda look pregnant in that ehmm dress.

    Comment by Nadine on September 15, 2007
  15. Nah, it’s not a dress. It’s a big Jalopeno!

    Comment by Nadine on September 15, 2007
  16. Colin, though? Totally pregnant.

    Comment by BOSSY on September 15, 2007
  17. Every time a celeb has a little bloating they are pregnant!!!! Good thing the paparazzi aren’t following me 🙂

    Comment by FENICLE on September 15, 2007
  18. Happy Belated New Year! Sorry I’m a bit late…

    I say, it’s your blog, you do what you want…

    Having said that, my honest opinion, call me a loser–I’m not too into Celebs myself, but that’s just me 🙂

    Comment by Multi-tasking Mommy on September 16, 2007
  19. celeb dirt is good. JLo looks very preggars, but it could also be that bloaty time of the month… that happens.
    I also heart Ewan; Colin not so much, a bit skanky for me. But another celeb blob post is always a good thing.

    Comment by karen on September 16, 2007
  20. Wow…JLo does look pregnant there! She normally has very flat abs.

    Yeah, the others..not pregnant. And they make me feel better about my belly, lol.

    I would LOVE for you to bring your celeb snark back. I totally miss it!

    Comment by BlondeBlogger on September 16, 2007
  21. You’re the best when it comes to celebrity 😀

    Comment by mother of hana on September 17, 2007
  22. I never understood why Paris got so famous. I have always thought that Nikki was much prettier!

    I would like some Friday snarkiness!

    Comment by Ruby on September 17, 2007
  23. If we believe it every time J-Lo lets her gut hang a bit, she should have ten kids by now. I’m not believing anything until I see a head crowning!

    Comment by chantal on September 17, 2007
  24. Colin and Ewan, OMG. I mean, have you seen “The Pillow Book”? Lovers? Not sure, but I would love to be in a Colin and Ewan Sandwich.

    Comment by bd on September 20, 2007
  25. Well, I think she has been looking a little more… puffy… than usual, but what the hell, she’s been hanging around at home a lot, maybe laying off the gym a bit, so whatevs. But the dress? Was a poor choice. POOR choice, Jenny.

    Comment by kittenpie on September 20, 2007
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