this morning i was enjoying what had recently become the nicest part of my day – my kids lying on either side of me fighting over who gets to cuddle with me.

i gave them both hugs and said, “i love you, boobahs,” to which the boy replied, “I’m not a boobah, Mommy, i’m a green teletubby with a penis!”

I about died. even now i’m still getting a good chuckle out of it.