March 31 08

 my weekend started very much like this…

and ended kinda sorta all fat guy in a little coat-like…

(we aren’t going to talk about how many of these i ate. but, the number is more than my daughter is old. my oldest daughter. the shame.)

while i spent 2 full days on a white sugar and white flour high, i accomplished many things…

~ i finally got Isabella into a camp for this summer. who knew that you needed to sign a 2-year-old up for camp in January?

~ i had an all-out pajama cuddle session with my girls. apparently, the fucking baby alive is now my grand-daughter. (emily really needs to quit calling me ‘grammy’ or she’s going to lose way more teeth to the tooth fairy. relax, i kid. mostly)

~ i urged forced Emily to spend her $200 at Toys R Us (thank you first grade moms who give gift receipts with birthday presents) on something that she I really wanted, instead of the Hannah Montana crap she wanted to buy…

~ i bit the bullet and signed myself up for some fancy shmancy physiotherapy. i was getting a little bit tired of forcing emily to help me put my contacts in and put my bra on in the morning. and i think she was getting a little tired of looking at me naked. she’s way too young to know how to unhook a bra.

~ i took the good with the bad. Isabella announces: “Mama, your boobies are lovely!” (lovely??! who teaches her these words?). but then after i thanked her she told me that she didn’t like my vag and it was too big.

~I embraced Earth Hour.  we spent an hour. talking. by candlelight. (mmm…vanilla scented candles) i’m wondering how many babies will be born 9 months from now. (not in our house of course. thank you, mirena)

what did you do this weekend?

  1. she told me that she didn’t like my vag and it was too big

    OMG, I so totally just blew coffee out of my nose.

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    Comment by Karla on March 31, 2008
  2. yeah, we’ll just stop right there at the “too big” part! WOAH!

    unless you can cram one of those buns through computer wires don’t show pics of them! Grrrr… YUM!

    Holly’s last blog post..Weekend Update

    Comment by Holly on March 31, 2008
  3. Grammy is MUCH better than Big Mama! So, be happy!!! 😉

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    Comment by Haley-O on March 31, 2008
  4. you accomplished so much more than i did this past weekend. all i did was go to work and then came home and stared at all of the things i have to pack before i move in two weeks. i hate packing.

    ps. i’m sorry i haven’t been commenting so much as of late, but i will start to a lot more often now that the semester is over. [:

    Comment by Shannon on March 31, 2008
  5. Wish I’d been face down in cinnamon buns! Did you do the Leia with one over each ear?

    And vag too big?! Lulz!

    Comment by anne nahm on March 31, 2008
  6. oh my mouth is watering for the cinnamon rolls, did you make em?!

    Comment by mamma knows on March 31, 2008
  7. Recipe please! I’m assuming they’re not Pillsbury because they look too good…

    Comment by Steph on March 31, 2008
  8. LOL – laughs from start to finish

    LOVED Tommy Boy. But don’t love the fact that I feel the ‘fat guy in a little coat’ thing right now too. Ugh. Gym time!

    lamberrymer’s last blog post..Spring(ish)?

    Comment by lamberrymer on March 31, 2008
  9. I am wishing I had watched Tommy Boy!

    You crack me up, as do your girls.

    What are the odds you could send me one of those cinnamon buns?

    Comment by Angella on March 31, 2008
  10. I NEED one of those cinnamon rolls.

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    Comment by AbsolutelyBananas on March 31, 2008
  11. ohmygod are those cinnamon buns?

    you know how i feel about cinnamon buns, don’t you?

    mamatulip’s last blog post..thoughts, rambling and disjointed

    Comment by mamatulip on March 31, 2008
  12. hahaha!bella is too funny!and my 3 year old is fascinated with my boobs lately.looking down my shirt,poking and pushing them wth?

    Comment by LAVENDULA on March 31, 2008
  13. I had 12, seven year old’s over for a Mad Science bday party .. fun times!

    Comment by Sarah on March 31, 2008
  14. Ha! I’d go with remembering the lovely boobies part and forget the rest. Of course your vag is bigger than hers. You’re bigger than she is. There. Problem solved.

    k8’s last blog post..It’s the Little Things…

    Comment by k8 on March 31, 2008
  15. I shopped for t-shirts. Not the most fun thing to shop for but I got 4 cute shirts for $30 at Old Navy. Yay!

    Lottifish’s last blog post..I Can Make You Thin

    Comment by Lottifish on March 31, 2008
  16. I literally inhaled a saltine from laughing at those first two images. tee-hee!

    anne’s last blog post..Baby’s first phone call

    Comment by anne on March 31, 2008
  17. Your Twitter about the boobs thing was the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

    slynnro’s last blog post..How to Pack if You Are Insane.

    Comment by slynnro on March 31, 2008
  18. My daughters are completely fascinated by my younger sister’s boobs.

    She is quite well endowed and when she visits my girls bust in on her in the shower to take a gander at them.

    Jill’s last blog post..A tender moment…

    Comment by Jill on March 31, 2008
  19. Lol.. I love your posts! You always make me laugh 🙂

    I think Earth Hour is a great idea. It needs to be done more often.

    Bronnie’s last blog post..Macro Monday: Close encounters

    Comment by Bronnie on March 31, 2008
  20. What did I do? Well, it’s boring but I’ll tell you what my boob did. It plopped right out of my tankini top as I was working in the yard this weekend. the FRONT yard.

    Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..The Heredity Alibi aka Let’s Blame Daddy

    Comment by Queen of Shake Shake on March 31, 2008
  21. Haley-O said:
    Grammy is MUCH better than Big Mama! So, be happy!!!

    Yes, and much better than “Big Vag Mama”.

    Ainse’s last blog post..iCraft!

    Comment by Ainse on March 31, 2008
  22. post the recipe? *begs*

    Comment by mamma knows on March 31, 2008
  23. oooooooooooh-0 blake and i were JUST talking this weekend about making some of those from scratch…. i promised i’d find a recipe and gorge on the frosting.. i mean, make some.

    jennster’s last blog it SO wrong

    Comment by jennster on March 31, 2008
  24. I am rolling with laughter about your allegedly large vag.

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    Comment by amanda on March 31, 2008
  25. i spent the whole weekend frustrated with the idiocy of boys and their complete inability to send CLEAR SIGNALS about their feelings.


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    Comment by Lara on March 31, 2008
  26. On Saturday I slept in and worked.

    On Sunday, I didn’t work. Instead, I did laundrey at my parents. After supp, I went to my sisters house to see babies. One, a friend of the families, was a cute little quiet boy who slept a lot, and woke a little. The other, a girl who screamed a lot (like the whole time). After that I went to a friends house and tried to figure out men.

    Comment by Keri on March 31, 2008
  27. LOL – Yes Mirena is keeping us from having more at this time too 😉 Your girls are adorable!

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    Comment by Mom On The Run on March 31, 2008
  28. “Fat man in a little coat…”

    I think I would have rather made out with all those delectable, sticky buns of goodness then have gone through my sucka$$ weekend.

    Loralee’s last blog post..Sideblog: When something has to give

    Comment by Loralee on April 1, 2008
  29. Hey grams! 🙂

    Those rolls look DELICIOUS!

    Comment by Nadine on April 1, 2008
  30. Ah, you make me laugh.

    I wish I could say I did something exciting on the weekend. Alas, it was cinnamon roll-less and pretty much began and ended with me in the fat suit anyway. That’s how I roll.

    andi’s last blog post..The origins of the bruise and a bonus anecdote

    Comment by andi on April 1, 2008
  31. Weren’t the cinnamon rolls fabulous? I literally needed to give them away to avoid eating them.

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    Comment by metalia on April 1, 2008

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