well..this morning i left the house without two important things:

(and all you sickos out there…no…it wasn’t my underwear…although that’s been known to happen…he…and a funny side story. one of my friends in high school – i won’t use her name here just in case she’s reading – showed up to school one day without a bra. she forgot to put one on. forgot! a bra! now that’s never happened to me…these puppies have always needed proper support…)

my wallet. and my cell phone.
i’m feeling very, very naked right now.
more naked then how i feel when i leave my car to be serviced and i don’t have it for the rest of the day.
more naked, even, then how i feel when i forget to wear underwear. he.