Let’s see how many you can get right….NO CHEATING!!

1. “I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them.”

2. “There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.”
“Which one am I?”
“You’re the worst kind. You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”

3. “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?”

4. “So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?”

5. “Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?”

6. “Surrender.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

7. “I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!”
“Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!””

8. “I’m telling secrets to the one guy you don’t tell secrets to.”

9. “Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I’m going fluff and fold.”

10. “Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map… okay?”