November 16 04

Let’s see how many you can get right….NO CHEATING!!

1. “I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them.”

2. “There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.”
“Which one am I?”
“You’re the worst kind. You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”

3. “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?”

4. “So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?”

5. “Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?”

6. “Surrender.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

7. “I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!”
“Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!””

8. “I’m telling secrets to the one guy you don’t tell secrets to.”

9. “Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I’m going fluff and fold.”

10. “Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map… okay?”

  1. 1. cheated
    2. when harry met sally
    3. cheated
    4. fargo
    5. reality bites
    6. princess bride
    7. goonies
    8. cheated (but darn it, i knew this!!)
    9. cheated
    10. 3 kings

    Comment by chisparoja on November 16, 2004
  2. 1) ?
    2) When Harry Met Sally
    3) Kill Bill?
    4) aargh! so familiar!
    5) ?
    6) Princess Bride
    7) Goonies
    8) ?
    9) ?
    10) Three Kings

    Comment by Sean on November 17, 2004
  3. Will you be posting the answers to these?

    Comment by Sean on November 18, 2004
  4. i thought people might crawl out of lurker-hood and actually comment something on my blog….guess not

    here are the answers:
    1. Blair Witch Project
    2. When Harry Met Sally
    3. Heathers
    4. Fargo
    5. Reality Bites
    6. Princess Bride
    7. Goonies
    8. Almost Famous
    9. St. Elmo’s Fire
    10. 3 Kings

    Comment by Ali on November 18, 2004
  5. I’m so disappointed. Except for Fargo I’ve seen all those movies, usually more than once. My wife would be so disappointed in me, she thinks I’m a movie quote king. (sigh) She’ll have to learn to live with the disappointment.

    Comment by Sean on November 18, 2004
  6. don’t worry….i won’t tell her.

    but, just so you know, i hold that title…movie quote king (or maybe it’s queen).

    and you should see Fargo! it’s great!

    Comment by Ali on November 19, 2004

Allowed tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>