September 28 10

So, I was all set to watch Monday Night Football. I plopped my ass on the couch and fed my nervous tummy by shoveling  a piece of homemade apple pie into my – literally, this time – pie hole and put my arm around my 7-year-old, green-and-gold wearing Packer fan. We were ready to take down those Bears. And then, THIS appeared in my living room.


I am shipping her FedEx to her. Today.

  1. Waaaahh??? Are you sure you birthed her?


    Comment by Jennifer on September 28, 2010
  2. Ohh ok. That’s why they lost. Thanks a lot.

    (Or it could have been the fact that they had a billion and one penalties! Seriously, wtf guys? So irritating.)


    Comment by Becs on September 28, 2010
  3. Thanks Emily! Your outfit was just what we needed!

    I have your room all ready for your arrival!

    Go Bears!


    Comment by Kristabella on September 28, 2010
  4. What. A. Traitor.

    (did Kristin buy her that shirt?)


    Comment by Rhi on September 28, 2010
  5. oh hi. i was just googling “homer simpson vagina tattoo” and i found your blog.

    (saw it in a flotsam comment, not a creepo).



    Comment by punch on September 30, 2010

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