Monthly Archives: August 2008

five things making me happy right this very second…

1. President’s Choice mini hummus packs. i swear, between the invention of this AND my year-supply of crystal light singles, my lunch has been SAVED! (my lunch…because at another time we will discuss how my children are going to starve in their peanut-free, meat-free school since ALL my son eats…

self mock. again. #932

i wish i could tell you about the great, great time we had at buskerfest this weekend. where my kids got balloon animals and got to milk pretend cows and were more amazed by the Fire Guy’s ability to blow up balloons with his nose than his ability to skateboard…

spam kills kittens. even the shaving ryan’s privates kind. ha.

things i am not at all interested in*: bringing back a time when the girls were mine free CialisViagra for me! watching Moulin Splooge. or Shaving Ryan’s Privates. or The Blown Ranger. or As Hard as It Gets. or Forest Hump. or When Harry Ate Out Sally. or Pulp Friction….