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*[ 28 August, 2008 ]

i steal things from hot women. [ the things i like ]

oh yes. i do.

one of my internet girlfriends, FADKOG, left a list on her site yesterday of the things that she thinks are the tits. and she also left a little disclaimer on her site explaining that ‘things that she thinks are the tits’ actually means things that she thinks are cool and/or totally awesome.

since i think she is cool and/or totally awesome, i stole her idea.

and ps. i totally think tits are, well, the tits. but i’m much more of an ass woman. heh.

Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes

Frances McDormand and Sean Penn (favorite actress and actor)

toile

celebrity gossip

sudoku

Hayden Panettiere’s Shabooya hat

the smell of laundry

bath and body works shower gel. preferably in warm vanilla sugar.

lululemon reverse grooves

Kings of Leon. Pedro the Lion. Band of Horses. Akron Family. Sunna. Yellowcard. The Smiths. Okkervil River. Of Montreal. The Mountain Goats.

Good Times. also? all other cheesy 80s sitcoms. ALL OF THEM.

guitar players. SWOON.

Castro hats

girl scout cookies

any singer or band to come out of Broken Social Scene. Emily Haines. Amy Millan. Brendan Canning. Feist. Torquil Campbell

Almost Famous. and the Tiny Dancer bus scene? best scene in a movie. EVER.

Weeds. the show. not the plant. i just finished season 2. oh. my. god. it’s so good.

SLR cameras

Comfortably Numb.

Lucky Brand hoodies

Italian mob movies and shows.

board games

Anthropologie catalogs

twitter

straws

Smashbox foundation

Robin Sparkles and her videos.

what about you? what do you think is the tits right now?

(obviously, this list is completely incomplete. completely. but it’s a beginning)

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Captain Dumbass said:

I come from the land of lululemon, and they are the … well, not the tits really, they are the ass. Oh my, are they ever.

Oh, this was about a list, right? Easily distracted, sorry.

Captain Dumbasss last blog post..Thursday, Because You’re Sexy

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

loren said:

preschool is most definitely the tits. FREE TIME!!!!

lorens last blog post..My eyes are broken

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Teena in Toronto said:

Wow! That’s quite the list!

Teena in Torontos last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #39

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Sarah said:

I too love Warm Vanilla Sugar shower gel; however, I am going to have to recommend that you try Midnight Pomegranite. In my opinion, it makes WVS smell like old gym shoes. Of course, that’s just my opinion.

Things that I think are the tits include: Post-It notes, my shiny red laptop, Victoria’s Secret BOdy by Victoria hiphugger underwear, and Sally Hansen Salon nail polish.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Undomestic Diva said:

I think I love you. You had me at “pumpkin spice lattes.’

And I think I’ll continue FADKOG and your tits lists tomorrow.

Undomestic Divas last blog post..Mini Bitch Fest. Join me. It’s free!

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

differentkindofgirl said:

My list was completely incomplete, too, so here’s more:

- hot women who cop ideas (swoon!)
- taking forever to clean my house because I stop and dance too much
- flirting with my husband via email
- peanut butter toast

But mostly hot women who cop ideas. Let’s go to the mall!!

differentkindofgirls last blog post..things I think are the tits*

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Teri said:

I’m with you on the toile – love it.

Also iPods, silk yarn (I’m a knitter), Joe clothes, new shoes.

Teris last blog post..Obsession

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

jenboglass said:

In Utah, I don’t think we’re legally allowed to say *tits* so I have a list of things that I think are *boobs*

Smell of rain
My iPod workout mix
Smell of my son’s feet
Smell of my daughter’s breath
Funnel Cakes
Tart Apples
Wasabi
Ting Ting
My wide leg pants
Arrested Development
Peace and quiet
Fresh Salsa

jenboglasss last blog post..Working Out For Each Other

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Matthew said:

Hayden Panettiere was wearing a hat?

Matthews last blog post..How AT&T & Apple suck and a birthday wish for my wife

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Issa said:

That is my favorite part of Almost Famous…I always end up backing it up to re-watch it a few times.

Nice list. I like a lot of those. Also: Iron Chef marathons; cool evenings; pickles; my crackberry; Reef sandals; tiny baby shoes; Breath Savers Wintergreen mints and Twitter…which I know you said, but I lurve it.

Issas last blog post..The cracked ceiling

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Kyla said:

Warm Vanilla Sugar. Love it.

As it stands, I’m pretty excited about wet diapers and nights when I don’t have to wake up and care for certain sick small people. My brain can’t seem to think beyond that.

Kylas last blog post..Tuesday/Wednesday

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Miss Britt said:

You have another Internet girlfriend??

Does she have a better ass than me?? That’s it, isn’t it?? *SOB*

Miss Britts last blog post..Matthew’s Mom is Dead

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Maria said:

Hayden’s got a GREAT body. Wow. I’m jealous. LOL

Marias last blog post..Thank You, Hilary.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Assertagirl said:

It’s totally the tits that B & B Works is coming to Canada this fall. How could I not have known that until today?! I also think you’re the tits.

Assertagirls last blog post..Chance schmance.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Shelly said:

You are so funny..I love Weeds. I just got done watching the whole thing and I want more! I want to be her – crazy I know- but fun.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Backpacking Dad said:

I may have to write a post listing all of the things I think are the moobs.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Angella said:

There are only five days until school starts. Yessssssss.

Angellas last blog post..Little Miss Me

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Miss said:

Again with the pumpkin spice! Are you trying to kill me??

I like Hayden’s hat too, but that bathing suit has GOT. TO. GO.

Misss last blog post..On my mind…

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Dianna said:

Seriously, you an your damn girl scout cookies. I want one each time you mention them!

Diannas last blog post..Graduation!

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Camels & Chocolate said:

Sigh, I should really stop saying this, but reason #5968 we’re twins: I LIVE off of pumpkin spice lattes in the fall. And pumpkin loaf as well, and how nice for me that Starbucks started carrying that at select locations year-round! Also Williams Sonoma’s pumpkin pecan pancake and pumpkin waffles mix. Love.

In the past year, I’ve become OBSESSED with hoodies. I love your Lucky one. And wouldn’t you know it the three I own are all from Canada!!!

Camels & Chocolates last blog post..Confronting My Fears (or How a Shark Tried to Play Finsie with Me)

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Shamelessly Sassy said:

I’m convinced I only make it through Mondays because I know that I have a new episode of Weeds awaiting me at night. I need to buy the DVDs for the first few seasons that I haven’t seen.

Shamelessly Sassys last blog post..Vocabulary Violation

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Sleepynita said:

Lululemon in general is the tits for sure – I just wish they had some maternity pants because mine are starting to make me feel like I am going to puke when I put them on.

Also? Raspberry lemon loaf at starbucks. I pig out on it every year when it is stock.

Sleepynitas last blog post..This Just In.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Haley-O said:

Ipods. Ipods are THE TITS. I’m ADDICTED to listening to podcasts….

Haley-Os last blog post..The Swedish Patient

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Sherendipity said:

This is a great idea for a blog post. I did something like it a few days ago, found here if interested:
http://sherendipity.com/blog/archives/560
Pumpkin lattes….oh the sweet, warm orgasmic goodness.

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

slynnro said:

I think Ali Martell is the tits. But that’s nothing new.

slynnros last blog post..Flat Hair Solutions Vol. 8,000,000

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Multi-Tasking Mommy said:

I totally hear ya on the Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar–got to be my favourite scent other than MINT anything!!!

Multi-Tasking Mommys last blog post..Fruit Flies: The SUPER Annoying Pests

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

gorillabuns said:

So, you’re saying you wanna buy Girl Scout cookies in a month or two. right?

gorillabunss last blog post..come on, let me baby-sit your children

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Kathy said:

Love the pumpkin spice latte…but for summer…it’s caramel frappuccino baby! Also love gelato of any kind, pringles…ya think maybe I’m hungry? All I can think about is food…

Kathys last blog post..AK’s first dance class

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

mamatulip said:

Ditto Of Montreal – great band!

Things I think are the tits right now:

- silence
- sleeping children
- coffee
- Mill Street Organic beer
- this weather
- Don’t You Evah by Spoon
- downshifting from fifth to first
- the fact that once Julia starts school next Tuesday there will be two days out of the week that I will have TO MYSELF
- Iced Capps
- my dishwasher
- garlic

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

LAVENDULA said:

well my IPOD!
THRIVING IVORY THE EXIES THE TING TINGS SHINY TOY GUNS
SCHOOL!!!!!
ESPRESSO
D-TOX SHOES
CORRIE STREET
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
any bath stuff smelling of vanilla lavender green tea or pomegranate

[ 28 Aug 08 ]

Margaret said:

Comments.

And am I going to have to get over myself and learn to say tits in order to keep up with you trendy people?

Margarets last blog post..And from the Thank You Sir May I Have Another Department…

[ 29 Aug 08 ]

Zoeyjane said:

Captain Dumbass said what I would about lululemon, though I still do love their damn over-priced pants. Other than that, I have to say that about half of your list matches mine. You must be Canadian, too.

Zoeyjanes last blog post..On relearning lessons the hard way

[ 29 Aug 08 ]

MadWomanMeg said:

Loving the Pumpkin lattes…and Hayden’s hat. But what’s up with her bikini? Sooooo not a good look for her.

MadWomanMegs last blog post..Link It Up Thursday

[ 29 Aug 08 ]

jodi said:

LOVE Weeds…I just got the first season on Netflix and watched the first 2 episodes last night. I am HOOKED! Also, slightly jealous and looking into a second career…ahem…
Also:
Snuggling…
warm chocolate chip cookies…
the beach at sunset…
coconut shampoo for my boys…
size 4 gap capris (long live the summer…damn it!)…
Youtube…
The Clarks…
football season…
basketball season…
lazy days in bed…

That is all for now!

[ 29 Aug 08 ]

Chantal said:

My tits list?

Right now?

I might blog this.

Might.

If not, I come back!

Chantals last blog post..After The Show

[ 29 Aug 08 ]

Moose said:

I would like to join you in your profession of deep and abiding love for pumpkin spice lattes and Anthropologie catalogues. Preferably at the same time.

Mooses last blog post..So, How’s That Raw Diet Going?

[ 29 Aug 08 ]

Kristabella said:

Things I think are the tits? Less than a week left at my crappy job and the fact that I can sleep in and be unemployed next Monday morning! And also, a German beer fest in my neighborhood this weekend.

Kristabellas last blog post..Wordy Recap

[ 02 Sep 08 ]

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