Monthly Archives: April 2008

identity crisis…would be made easier with the girl scout cookie

yes, i have been outed. an American living in Canada. still living as an American. (i do, however, partake in the occasional “eh” and i do wear tuques in the winter and i love using the word bum and i love my Canadian Tire money, even though i have never…

plague free and the infamous one-liner

it seemed most of you missed the hilarity of yesterday’s post and focused more on Lindsay Lohan’s skankiness instead of the fact that my 7-year-old daughter thinks that George Clooney is on the dollar bill…come on! that’s gold, people! no? no one? i guess it’s fair, she is pretty nasty…

of George and Georgia…again, something i couldn’t even make up…

Josh: “mommy…whose picture is on that money?” me: “George Washington is on the $1 bill” Josh: “Who’s he?” me: “he was the first president of the United States, hon” (ali kicks herself. must. move. back. to. the. states.) Emily: “huh…i always thought George Clooney was on the dollar bill…” i…