February 17 08

Tomorrow is Family Day in Ontario.

i’m sorry…what? Family Day? I was under the impression that Saturday and Sunday were family days. Days of jam-packed family time. of food shopping. and birthday parties.  and more birthday parties. and swimming lessons. and playdates. and skating lessons. or baking cookies. and reading stories. and playing Wii. and playing Barbie. and getting my nails done by my 6-year-old. and the kids staying up late. and not having school. and them being bored to tears. and not being able to agree on anything. of pulling Isabella AND the toilet brush out of the toilet. of Chuck E. Cheese excursions. and the Science Centre. and Tim Horton’s breakfasts.

of waking up a sleeping child to make it to a birthday party (yes, any of you who have had to do this know how fun it is…)

of making cakes that look like castles

(why yes, Virginia, that is my daughter CRYING about the cake…this is what happens when you wake a sleeping child…see above photo. and that IS cake batter on Josh’s nose. because YES i do let them like the spatula. sue me.)

now…they are giving us an extra day this week. don’t get me wrong…i’m all for days off. not having to go to work in the morning is a blessed thing. not having to get up at the butt-crack off dawn and race to get out of the house while there are outfits to pick out and asses to wipe and Tigger and Pooh movies to put on that all slow. me. down. and make me late every. single. day. of the week.

but, i ask you, why couldn’t they give me a day off when my kids have to go to school? because THAT would be the best family day ever. a day where the husband and i could sleep until noon. and watch things that are pvr’ed. and lounge in my pajamas. and eat a meal without having to get someone a drink.

because, i swear, i feel like i am a DRINK SERVANT.

all. day. long.

“i want chocolate milk.”

“i’m thirsty”

“can i have a drink? cold water with ice. in a glass.”

“i need juice!”

“i don’t want apple juice. i want orange juice”

“not that cup. i need my Joshua mug!”

“i want chocolate milk”

it never fucking ends with the drinks. tell me i’m not alone. please. or maybe my kids are just ridiculous drinkers. camels.

or why couldn’t they make this day in the summer…when i can just throw them outside without having to spend 45 minutes bundling them up…only to have them spend 45 seconds outside and beg to come back in because they are too cold (they are mine. through and through). because this:

is about 832 times better than this:

now, if you’ll excuse me. i have to get Isabella in bed. pick up Emily from her playdate and clean the crap out of my house. because Fry and Tova are coming over and we are going to cook us some Thai food. and then i’m going to have some wine a beer. or 4. because i am classy. and i could really use one. or 4. because tomorrow i get to wake up and do this all over again. 

  1. I know I’ve bitched about this before, but because I work for the federal government, I don’t get the day off. My kids and husband will be celebrating family day – without me! (Whine!)

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    Comment by Chantal on February 17, 2008
  2. LMAO! EVERY day is Family Day for me and like you, I am seriously going insane!

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    Comment by Mom On The Run on February 17, 2008
  3. There’s father’s day, mother’s day and now family day and none of them are particularly a day of rest! Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my family and would do anything for them but sometimes (especially after a trying weekend) my coffee at work is much more enjoyable than it is on a Sat. or Sun. morning!
    Gawd I can’t wait for warmer weather!!!


    Comment by Ginny on February 17, 2008
  4. no family day in Quebec .. and you know WHAT .. yeah!!!! after .. hockey practices, older one baking for school, younger one have to MAKE a guitar for class tomorrow, even older one on.the.flipping.phone.all weekend with girlfriend and then there’s dad (my husband)useless as bull with tits since he did in his back at work (ie. on the SLOPES last weekend in Quebec City), holy cow, I need a break man .. cannot wait to go to work tomorrow!! Enjoy Ali .. especially with that hangover :)


    Comment by Sarah on February 17, 2008
  5. Hi,
    I just found your blog…it is so cute. Your post today drew me right in. I am extremely impressed with the cake. I wish I knew more about the “family day”

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    Comment by Kristi on February 17, 2008
  6. Love the cake!! I’ll vote for any politician who wants to start a “Mom and Dad get to sleep in and have one day to themselves Day” or wait, isn’t that called a vacation without the kids??? Hmmm. Need one of those then! Oh, and my son is made up of 98% juice and 2% food.


    Comment by Lindsey on February 17, 2008
  7. Heehee!
    Being a displaced Albertan, I grew up with Family Day. Yeah, we thought of it first. And here’s what we did in our town: sleigh rides, snowshoeing, bannock over an open fire, skating, etc. Good COLD-ass times.

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    Comment by mrs. mustard on February 17, 2008
  8. At the risk of sounding ungrateful. My company had been giving us “heritage day” off for the last 8 years, because we have an office in Alberta that had family day and we needed a companion holiday. I loved it every year. The kids were at school/care and the malls were empty cause everyone else was working. WAAAAAA I lost my real holiday day. I will enjoy Family day this year, but not as much as I did last year :(

    Chantal’s last blog post..Random kiddie stuff


    Comment by Chantal on February 17, 2008
  9. I agree with you on the drinks – it’s like being a bartender all day except that I only sling non-alcoholic stuff and don’t get any tips.

    jennie’s last blog post..I must be crazy


    Comment by jennie on February 17, 2008
  10. Good to hear someone else let’s their kids lick the spatula from the cake batter. My mother in law thinks I’m trying to poision my kids with botulism every time I bake.

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    Comment by Trish on February 17, 2008
  11. Why does Bella have like 400 binkies? Um… pacifiers. Sorry, dunno what you call them… seems like everyone calls them something else. :)


    Comment by B2G on February 17, 2008
  12. Don’t hate on me, but I actually get to enjoy it… I do home childcare and I’m taking it as a stat – my own kids, but ONLY MY KIDS! :) :) :) Sure, I’d love a sleep-in PJ day too, but I’m just happy it’s ONLY MY KIDS with me tomorrow! LOL…. it was a looooooong week last week. Can ya tell?

    PS. HILARIOUS post!

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    Comment by Holly on February 18, 2008
  13. If it makes you feel better, I’ve had family day for many years now in Alberta. =)


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    Comment by Jenn on February 18, 2008
  14. SO true! they should totally give us a day off when kids HAVE to go to school. (Not that I know much about that yet….but I get it).

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    Comment by Haley-O on February 18, 2008

    You are SO not alone.

    I did not realize that Ontario also had Family Day (Alberta does too).

    Us BC folks get the short end of the stick. Except that we live in the best province.


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    Comment by Angella on February 18, 2008
  16. My fiance actually has to work today- no other day off in lieu and no time and a half or double time- it sucks! I’m also very jealous at your castle cake pan- I have been dying to buy one just like it since I collect fancy cake pans (and actually use them too!)


    Comment by Steph on February 18, 2008
  17. The drink servant thing has gotten so bad in our house that it requires two adults to properly hydrate my daughter, so no, you’re not alone.

    As for the day off thing… I’m probably going to get poo-pooed (based on the comments) but uh, if your kids are at school, then teachers don’t get the day to spend with their spouses watching the PVR in their pajamas until noon. {shrug} Sorry being, like, logical or something. ;)

    As for a day where kids are in school but parents aren’t? Try a “work from home” day when the workload is light, or take a vacation day without them.

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    Comment by SciFi Dad on February 18, 2008
  18. oh children and drinks…i LOVE how they need a clean glass for every frikkin drink they have…..


    Comment by LAVENDULA on February 18, 2008
  19. Ah yes, the buttcrack of dawn. My favorite time. =P

    I wanna be off today. ::pouts::

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    Comment by Dawn on February 18, 2008
  20. How interesting!! A family day uh?

    I am a milk maid around here. I feel like a freakin cow!!

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    Comment by FENICLE on February 18, 2008
  21. Amen, sistah!


    Comment by Sarah on February 18, 2008
  22. I would be a drink servant too if I didn’t pick up boxes of Capri Suns EVERY TIME I went to the store.

    Miss’s last blog post..Happy Valentine’s Day. Or whatever.


    Comment by Miss on February 18, 2008
  23. I am a drink servant with just the one child. I am convinced my life would be easier if I could have a water fountain somehow installed on her body. Note to self: up the birth control dosage. Also, I’m really hoping that the camel photo is another one of those strange gemstone of a photos you encounter at work. haha.

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    Comment by amanda on February 18, 2008
  24. You should donate your kids to family-less people for the day. Spread the love to those less fortunate ;)

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    Comment by Cristan on February 18, 2008
  25. The constant around our house is chocolate milk. Except for Jude it is “I want chocolate milk and milk!” Which only means plain old chocolate milk, he just likes to make it complicated. :)

    Loved the picture of all the pacy’s in hand, mouth, and at the crotch. All the important places to have them. Ha.

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    Comment by nicole on February 18, 2008
  26. Ahhh, see, all of that is why I drink too.

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    Comment by Queen of Shake Shake on February 18, 2008
  27. Oh, I so hear you sista! Every word you said is something that I would have mummbled!

    That cake was cool as heck too!


    Comment by krissy on February 18, 2008
  28. That was the coolest cake –
    EVER! Bulk barn pan? Please tell me!!!
    I am the drink & food servant too. My boys are ALWAYS hungry – of course never at the same time…I fill up 2 large sippy cups in the morning & when they tell me they’re thirsty (again) I tell them to find their cup.


    Comment by Maria on February 18, 2008
  29. “Or 4.”

    I put one of those spigotty dealies in the fridge. Kids help themselves.

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    Comment by Dory on February 18, 2008
  30. I hear you on the drinks.
    And, we could have 16 different beverages in the fridge, but if we don’t have rootbeer (yes, I do let my child have pop occassionally) and the appropriate Captain Jack Sparrow cup then Matt will cry for ages.
    As well, there’s a whole thing with names. Like, you can’t say Five Alive, you need to say Five Alive Arrive. And apple juice is appley juice, etc etc.
    And the cups…
    And I only have 1!!!

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    Comment by LD on February 19, 2008
  31. Now, in the US there is a conspiracy of holidays that only about 1/3 of the working population gets. We call them bank holidays because banks are closed and we get no mail. Yesterday was one such day – “President’s Day”. Like we need to sit around and remember our freakin’ presidents??? Just give me the damn day off already.

    But I am a HUGE fan of the water/ice dispenser on the outside of our fridge. My 3-yr-old loves to get his own water. Oh, and that small RIVER of water flowing across my kitchen floor? I let the dog lick it up. Great partnership, those two. My kids are the reason we have a dog. Or is it the other way around?

    Colleen’s last blog post..Just another manic Monday…


    Comment by Colleen on February 19, 2008
  32. Where can I find a castle cake pan like that AND a couple of spare hours in the day to bake one with the kids???

    That camel drinking sode is priceless too – great post!

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