mom: How are you? me: Doing okay. Slightly nervous today, though. mom: Why? me: i think perhaps this baby might make an early entrance into the world mom: great! we’re ready! we like babies. i’m sorry, but what the fuck? no…why do you think that? no…are you feeling okay? no…are…

The latest and greatest to come out of Milwaukee (yes, i admit it, i did live there…) ~~ Weighing in at 13 pounds, 12 ounces, Delaney Jessica Buzzell isn’t your average newborn. Her parents have even dubbed her the “Big Enchilada.” The baby headed home Tuesday after being delivered by…