Top 10 rainy day quotes (see how many you can get without cheating!):

10) “God, I’m so sick of this rain. Remind me never to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls.”

9) “These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face.”

8) “I love the rain – it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.”

7) “They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say ‘Shit, it’s raining!'”

6) “You want me to strap her to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.”

5) “Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?”

4) “You’d think the rain would’ve cooled things down. All it did was make the heat wet.”

3) “My bitch better have my money.
through rain, sleet or snow.
My whore better have my money,
not half, not some, but all my cash.
‘Cause if she don’t, I’m gonna put my foot in her ass.”

2) “It’s fine Scottish weather we’re having. The rain is falling straight down and kind of to the side like.”

1) “I don’t make the rain. I just have the best umbrella.”

Ya know, one could think things of a married couple who prefers to communicate via one’s blog than in the home. Random thought for the day.

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