May 26 09

I’m going to ignore the fact that before walking into my building this morning, a large gust of wind blew my skirt OVER MY HEAD for many an unsuspecting co-worker to see. smooth. I’m going to ignore the fact that my carpool schedule changed on me and has totally screwed up my entire week and my softball game tomorrow. I’m going to ignore the fact that I am wearing a sweater and it’s almost June. I’m going to ignore the fact that the tooth fairy *forgot* to visit Josh last night.

because today is all about the tits.

the Tits List, to be precise. I stole it once from the lovely FADKOG, and today I am stealing it again. because you know, that’s how H.I. McDunnough and I roll.


(son, you got a panty on your head)

unknown Bring It On

unknown birthday gifts from lovely americans


unknown key lime flavored anything

unknown this book


unknown that Isabella always needs to pee.

unknown The British Office

unknown runners

unknown Smurfs


unknown candles

unknown sweet potato fries

unknown $1 fountain drinks at McDonald’s

unknown creepy vintage ads


unknown this site

unknown Freaks and Geeks

unknown string cheese


unknown Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

unknown NINE more days of carpool left. NINE!

unknown old airplanes

unknown inexpensive clothing and purses…especially when people think they are expensive

unknown my new 7 for all mankind Ginger jeans. also? Rachel Bilson


unknown good haircuts

unknown CARBS

unknown Kate Winslet

unknown accents, with exceptions, of course



what’s on your Tits List?

  1. Tits Lists are totally on my Tits List!! While drying my hair today – the result of a horrific scissor massacre, btw – I was just thinking I needed to do this again.

    On my partial list of late – Russell Brand, who, it should also be noted, is on my UglyHot list. I know, I know….I seriously don’t get myself most of the time, either.

    fadkogs last blog post..a post about nothing? oh, you shouldn’t have!

    Comment by fadkog on May 26, 2009
  2. (p.s. – At this point, do you totally think I stalk you?!)(heh)

    fadkogs last blog post..a post about nothing? oh, you shouldn’t have!

    Comment by fadkog on May 26, 2009
  3. That little girl is totally going to murder that piece of toast.

    Comment by Libby on May 26, 2009
  4. . the South Beach diet
    . rigamarole
    . Ricky Gervais: Out of England
    . Moxie’s restaurant – for so many reasons
    . Gordon Ramsay’s scrambled eggs (youtube, people)
    . ice hockey

    Comment by Giblet on May 26, 2009
  5. My Tits List:
    My hot looking ass now that I’ve lost 10 pounds.
    My new running gear.
    My smaller clothes.
    My smaller tits.
    Do you see a pattern here?

    By the way, I read The Book Thief by Markus Zusak and it should also be on the tits list. It’s awesome. Box of kleenex required.

    Comment by Laura on May 26, 2009
  6. Yes – sweet potato fries! Also Ricky Gervais. Any good designer jeans. Tory Burch. Reisling. Raisinets. John Denver.

    Amy @ Milk Breath &s last blog post..I Felt So Bad and Then It Was Fine

    Comment by Amy @ Milk Breath & on May 26, 2009
  7. I just finished “The Book Thief” by Markus Zusac. Loved it.

    Comment by Chantal on May 26, 2009
  8. British Office kicks ass. Even if I had to watch the first 5 episodes with the captions on.

    And they knew when to END the show. Unlike the American version.

    Three-day weekends are on my list. Sadly, we don’t get another one until July.

    Comment by Kristabella on May 26, 2009
  9. Tits

    Comment by Avitable on May 26, 2009
  10. Damn. I used HTML to make it into a one-bulleted list, and that totally made it funny. Now it just looks dumb.

    Sigh. I fail at commenting.

    Comment by Avitable on May 26, 2009
  11. OMG, Ali, you know I’m going to have to steal this and make my own Tits post, right?

    Totally with you on the string cheese and accents… particularly Scottish accents.

    Comment by Nenette on May 26, 2009
  12. – weekends away without kids (3 more sleeps)
    – orange (the colour not the food)
    – White t-shirts

    Teris last blog post..Travels

    Comment by Teri on May 26, 2009
  13. Freaks and Geeks, like Sports Night, was way ahead of its time. Look at the cast and see where they ended up!

    Comment by SciFi Dad on May 26, 2009
  14. Also, for Avitable’s benefit only, should I mention – in relation to the skirt thing – that you have stated (repeatedly) that you generally go commando?

    Comment by SciFi Dad on May 26, 2009
  15. Sorry that I suck and forgot to send you an e-mail on your birthday =( Ugly American here.

    Comment by Camels & Chocolate on May 26, 2009
  16. it would take too much concentration for me to think of a list….

    Comment by LAVENDULA on May 26, 2009
  17. Now you go out there and get me a baby, HI.
    GREAT movie.

    Comment by jcristg on May 26, 2009
  18. I want those jeans! Where do I find them?

    On my list? That all my kids are now toilet trained and in booster seats instead of car seats. Hallelujah.

    Comment by Angella on May 26, 2009
  19. ~ Mt. Dew slushies
    ~ stretchy cotton skirts that go perfectly with a white tee and cute cardigan (cuz I’m still wearing sweaters too) that feel like jammies but pass for work clothes
    ~ gas I didn’t have to pump myself

    I totally agree w/Amy on the raisinettes, but NEVER buy an 11lb container of them from Sam’s – your ass will hate you.

    And The Book Thief totally rocked. {sob}

    Colleens last blog post..Mommy guilt

    Comment by Colleen on May 26, 2009
  20. Also Rachel Bilson oddly enough…

    Comment by Kaleigha on May 26, 2009
  21. Great list. And I’m with you on the $1 large drinks at McDonald’s. When they did it last summer and stopped almost every morning and got myself a giant Diet Coke on my way from dropping my boys off at school. This year I haven’t gone quite as frequently, but I got at least 2 or 3 times a week.

    Comment by Jill on May 26, 2009
  22. $1 fountain drinks at McDonalds?!? It probably doesn’t say much about my life that I’m incredibly jealous about that.

    Comment by regan on May 26, 2009
  23. Ooh! My skirt blew over my head RIGHT IN FRONT OF CITY HALL. Hi, Gavin!

    Mooses last blog post..My New Favorite Camel

    Comment by Moose on May 26, 2009
  24. I love you, but I CANNOT DEAL with the phrase Tits List. GAG.

    Comment by slynnro on May 26, 2009

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