I steal things from hot women. part deux. - Cheaper Than Therapy Cheaper Than Therapy

May 26 09

I steal things from hot women. part deux.

I’m going to ignore the fact that before walking into my building this morning, a large gust of wind blew my skirt OVER MY HEAD for many an unsuspecting co-worker to see. smooth. I’m going to ignore the fact that my carpool schedule changed on me and has totally screwed up my entire week and my softball game tomorrow. I’m going to ignore the fact that I am wearing a sweater and it’s almost June. I’m going to ignore the fact that the tooth fairy *forgot* to visit Josh last night.

because today is all about the tits.

the Tits List, to be precise. I stole it once from the lovely FADKOG, and today I am stealing it again. because you know, that’s how H.I. McDunnough and I roll.

raisingarizona-diapers

(son, you got a panty on your head)

Bring It On

birthday gifts from lovely americans

lgifts

key lime flavored anything

this book

messenger

that Isabella always needs to pee.

The British Office

runners

Smurfs

smurf

candles

sweet potato fries

$1 fountain drinks at McDonald’s

creepy vintage ads

creepy

Freaks and Geeks

string cheese

string_cheese

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

NINE more days of carpool left. NINE!

old airplanes

inexpensive clothing and purses…especially when people think they are expensive

my new 7 for all mankind Ginger jeans. also? Rachel Bilson

gingerladark

good haircuts

CARBS

Kate Winslet

accents, with exceptions, of course

accent

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

what’s on your Tits List?

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Tits Lists are totally on my Tits List!! While drying my hair today – the result of a horrific scissor massacre, btw – I was just thinking I needed to do this again.

On my partial list of late – Russell Brand, who, it should also be noted, is on my UglyHot list. I know, I know….I seriously don’t get myself most of the time, either.

fadkogs last blog post..a post about nothing? oh, you shouldn’t have!
Comment by fadkog on May 26, 2009
(p.s. – At this point, do you totally think I stalk you?!)(heh)

fadkogs last blog post..a post about nothing? oh, you shouldn’t have!
Comment by fadkog on May 26, 2009
That little girl is totally going to murder that piece of toast.
Comment by Libby on May 26, 2009
. the South Beach diet
. rigamarole
. Ricky Gervais: Out of England
. Moxie’s restaurant – for so many reasons
. Gordon Ramsay’s scrambled eggs (youtube, people)
. ice hockey
Comment by Giblet on May 26, 2009
My Tits List:
My hot looking ass now that I’ve lost 10 pounds.
My new running gear.
My smaller clothes.
My smaller tits.
Do you see a pattern here?

By the way, I read The Book Thief by Markus Zusak and it should also be on the tits list. It’s awesome. Box of kleenex required.
Comment by Laura on May 26, 2009
Yes – sweet potato fries! Also Ricky Gervais. Any good designer jeans. Tory Burch. Reisling. Raisinets. John Denver.

Amy @ Milk Breath &s last blog post..I Felt So Bad and Then It Was Fine
Comment by Amy @ Milk Breath & on May 26, 2009
I just finished “The Book Thief” by Markus Zusac. Loved it.
Comment by Chantal on May 26, 2009
British Office kicks ass. Even if I had to watch the first 5 episodes with the captions on.

And they knew when to END the show. Unlike the American version.

Three-day weekends are on my list. Sadly, we don’t get another one until July.
Comment by Kristabella on May 26, 2009
Tits
Comment by Avitable on May 26, 2009
Damn. I used HTML to make it into a one-bulleted list, and that totally made it funny. Now it just looks dumb.

Sigh. I fail at commenting.
Comment by Avitable on May 26, 2009
OMG, Ali, you know I’m going to have to steal this and make my own Tits post, right?

Totally with you on the string cheese and accents… particularly Scottish accents.
Comment by Nenette on May 26, 2009
– weekends away without kids (3 more sleeps)
– orange (the colour not the food)
– White t-shirts

Teris last blog post..Travels
Comment by Teri on May 26, 2009
Freaks and Geeks, like Sports Night, was way ahead of its time. Look at the cast and see where they ended up!
Comment by SciFi Dad on May 26, 2009
Also, for Avitable’s benefit only, should I mention – in relation to the skirt thing – that you have stated (repeatedly) that you generally go commando?
Comment by SciFi Dad on May 26, 2009
Sorry that I suck and forgot to send you an e-mail on your birthday =( Ugly American here.
Comment by Camels & Chocolate on May 26, 2009
it would take too much concentration for me to think of a list….
Comment by LAVENDULA on May 26, 2009
Now you go out there and get me a baby, HI.
GREAT movie.
Comment by jcristg on May 26, 2009
I want those jeans! Where do I find them?

On my list? That all my kids are now toilet trained and in booster seats instead of car seats. Hallelujah.
Comment by Angella on May 26, 2009
~ Mt. Dew slushies
~ stretchy cotton skirts that go perfectly with a white tee and cute cardigan (cuz I’m still wearing sweaters too) that feel like jammies but pass for work clothes
~ gas I didn’t have to pump myself

I totally agree w/Amy on the raisinettes, but NEVER buy an 11lb container of them from Sam’s – your ass will hate you.

And The Book Thief totally rocked. {sob}

Colleens last blog post..Mommy guilt
Comment by Colleen on May 26, 2009
Also Rachel Bilson oddly enough…
Comment by Kaleigha on May 26, 2009
Great list. And I’m with you on the $1 large drinks at McDonald’s. When they did it last summer and stopped almost every morning and got myself a giant Diet Coke on my way from dropping my boys off at school. This year I haven’t gone quite as frequently, but I got at least 2 or 3 times a week.
Comment by Jill on May 26, 2009
$1 fountain drinks at McDonalds?!? It probably doesn’t say much about my life that I’m incredibly jealous about that.
Comment by regan on May 26, 2009
Ooh! My skirt blew over my head RIGHT IN FRONT OF CITY HALL. Hi, Gavin!

Mooses last blog post..My New Favorite Camel
Comment by Moose on May 26, 2009
I love you, but I CANNOT DEAL with the phrase Tits List. GAG.
Comment by slynnro on May 26, 2009