September 14 04

~~ a car…a freakin’ car… that’s how Oprah Winfrey celebrated the premiere of her 19th season…by surprising each of her 276 audience members with a brand spanking new car. holy heck. get me in her audience. pronto.

~~ Apparently, the French have not heard about Mary-Kate’s eating disorder. The Olsens are endorsing Le Big Mac, Le Royal Cheese and Le Menu Happy Meal.

~~ In other Olsen news, it seems that their good buddy/co-star John Stamos told his good friend Scott Sartiano to “take care of [the twins] while they were in New York.” Well, he’s taking care of them all right…it seems the 30-year old is dating Ashley. Thanks, Uncle Jesse.

yes. that is Matt Damon. And yes, he is receiving a lap dance. And yes, he is receiving it from Hugh Jackman. magnificent.

  1. Not Wolverine! lol

    Comment by riskybiz on September 19, 2004

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