Some mothers really bother me.
you know the ones I’m talking about.
the ones who do stupid things.
like go out driving with curlers in their hair.

oh, and the ones who don’t really give a crap about their children’s safety.

this child? The ones you see slouched in his seat?
a certain SPF?
who has been seen before riding in his mother’s lap in the front seat?
he is most certainly NOT a year old…seeing as he was born in September
and he doesn’t look 20 pounds either.**

**the two requirements for being able to sit in a forward-facing carseat.

I think the thing that bothers me the most about this is that Britney Spears KNOWS that she’s being photographed EVERY SINGLE TIME she leaves her house. she knows that she made a huge blunder with the lap-riding incident. so why does she think things will be different this time?

and she’s bringing another one into the world.
god help us all.