This is NOT a joke:
I was in the bathroom this morning…minding my own business….doing my business…when this voice calls out, “Onions, onions, onions. That’s all i can smell around here!”
I swear I almost died. I realized that she was on her way into the bathroom and was commenting on the smell from the cafeteria. But, to walk into a bathroom and say that??? crazy! At least i was only peeing…imagine how embarrassed the girl in the stall next to me must have been!