October 19 07
Friday Smackdown #4

where do we even start with this??

oh, um, this woman is #1 on my husband’s list. yes, that list.

to be fair to him, when he chose her, she looked a little bit more like this:

what on earth has happened to Jenna Jameson?? When did she become so pointy-skinny and duck-like??

i’ll give him permission to take her off his list. along with Britney Spears, who used to be #2 (i think) back when she was more

and a little less

methinks it’s high time for a new list…

yikes!! i wonder what the claymates are thinking now??! i might put this on my desktop…just for the all-day laughs.

guess who’s in Toronto other than Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel??

spotted in Yorkville looking rather bald-y and furry. but still HOT. mmmmm…..

who watched:

Heroes? Gah! Papa Parkman is the man of Molly’s nightmares! i’m pretty sure that mattandmohinder are my most favorite things about this show. “you’re the scienist” “that doesn’t exactly make me an expert on nightmares.” ah, how ozzie and harriet. the wonder twins bore me. almost as much as superboy west does. zzzzzz….. best line word? “Golly….” loving the new orleans storyline. i can’t wait to see how it develops.

The Office? i didn’t think it could get worse than watching Pam angst. but Dwight’s? Office, you are killing me. ah…Dwight reading Harry Potter to Jim and Pam in their twin bed! Michael channeling his inner Meryl Streep! I love Italian food too. a lot! Darryl! Mose running next to the car (hilarious AND creepy)! The whomever fight! Check this out! 

Survivor? Jaime and PG, you are dead to me. i loathe people who throw challenges. i mean, sure, i get why they did it…but the execution? little heifers. i really wanted Eric to side with the boys. i’m officially on the James love train. apparently, James is on the Denise love train. hahahaha. i guess he loves mullets.

Grey’s Anatomy? McDreamy’s speech made me squee up until that end bit where he told her that he’ll wait for her until someone better comes along. charming. my heart is breaking for Callie O’Malley right now. oh, how i love Grandpa Gilmore and his ‘seriously’s. bambi needs to grow a pair for god’s sake. also…Derek’s protection of Lexie was strange and creepy. i hope she’s not the thing that comes along in his life…

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  1. I don’t know. I like Heroes (and I agree about mattandmohinder) but it’s starting to fizzle for me. I think they need to accomplish something with the story or it needs to get more intense. It’s never the same as it was the first season, is it?

    Comment by Shannon on October 19, 2007

  2. that was the first thing I thought when Derek was defending Lexie .. I sure hope not .. would turn me off the show forever…
    Calli .. super heartbreak..man .. pretty rough..

    Comment by Sarah on October 19, 2007

  3. I’m a bit disappointed in Heroes this season. I didn’t watch it last year but we bought season one on dvd when it came out and watched it in 4 days. The Office last night was the best episode this season. Michael shouting that he declares bankruptcy- oh my lord.

    Comment by Steph on October 19, 2007

  4. Jenna is just all kinds of disturbing now. As for Survivor, I loved the way they threw that. They were so, so stupid and so obvious.

    Comment by Chris Cactus on October 19, 2007

  5. Grey’s is pissin’ me off…I think they are totally going down the McDreamy Merideth sister road. Hot guys don’t come around begging you to spend the rest of your life with them every day. Get on board Merideth!

    Comment by Cynthia on October 19, 2007

  6. My husband’s list is PRETTY funny. All dark haired woman who look like me. So, that’s good news, right?
    Oh, The OFFICE. When Jim was passionate about Italian food I just about burst into tears. I NEED TO STOP WATCHING THAT SHOW.

    Comment by Rebecca on October 19, 2007

  7. I agree about Heroes…The Wonder Twins- first of all, of all the powers on that show, that is the least interesting, by FAR- second, I just kept hoping Sylar kills them. They bore me to death. Love MattandMohinder and the New Orleans storyline.

    Comment by Joscelyn on October 19, 2007

  8. Seriously, The Office is the funniest thing going right now.

    Missed Grey’s Anatomy last night, but can’t wait to catch up.

    Have you seen Private Practice? Perhaps one of the worst things on TV right now (apart from The Two Coreys. Seriously, who approved that show purchase?)

    Comment by b*babbler on October 19, 2007

  9. I totally agree with you about Grey’s. McDreamy totally made me melt until that. I thought he looked different last night, do you think he has had work done?

    Comment by Keri on October 19, 2007

  10. Jenna is BRUTAL now! Soooo skinny! And, definitely ducky!

    Comment by haley-o on October 19, 2007

  11. I watched S1&S2 of Grey’s but haven’t watched them on TV. I need to catch up!!!

    Comment by Dory on October 19, 2007

  12. DUUUH… I meant to put that I watched on DVD!

    *rolls eyes at self*

    Comment by Dory on October 19, 2007

  13. Holy shit Clay looks like hell. Thanks for the laugh!

    And thank you for the link to Schrute Farms. That totally made my day.

    Comment by Audrey on October 19, 2007

  14. Loved the McDreamy speech. Can’t believe what a flake Meredith is….get it together woman. I think McDreamy had a haircut – he did look different (to Keri’s comment). Am so sad for Callie and even Alex this week – I think he really loved Izzie, or maybe it was just the shot to his ego losing out to George?

    Comment by Kie on October 19, 2007

  15. OMG, that Trip Advisor site is priceless! I’m still laughing – thanks for that!!

    Comment by DaniGirl on October 19, 2007

  16. #1. Didn’t even recognize Jenna J from that picture. SERIOUSLY. That girl needs to eat.

    #2. JAMES IS MINE!! 🙂 That is one of the finest men I have EVER seen, EVER! Then…he said that he finds Denise Sexy??? WOW. Not even sure what to think of that.

    #3. Blondie and PG. I HATE them now. I want them to go down in the WORST way possible. NOBODY messes with my James’s game!

    #4. Who is that fat man that kinda looks like Clay Fakin Not To Be Gay?

    Comment by nicole on October 19, 2007

  17. Okay, Jenna Jameson doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. She is so plastic looking she could pass for a personal floatation device.

    I saw those pictures of Clay Aiken last week and I was literally shocked. What the hell happened to him?!

    Ali, I was so pissed off last night watching Survivor. Those fucking bitches made me so. unbelievably. mad. It’s the first time in a long time that Survivor has gotten me MAD…must be a good season! Karma’s a bitch and I hope she bites those two in their asses.

    Comment by mamatulip on October 19, 2007

  18. I can’t believe those stupid people voted off Aaron! I sure hope Survivor has something planned that the bitches haven’t thought of.

    Greys… Oh, my heart is breaking for Callie. God, Christina was such a bitch. I love the ‘seriously’ guy. Seriously. Meredith better jump on the McSteamy train or Lexie is gonna snatch him up. Does she seem to get a little more attractive each episode or is it just me?

    Comment by RLGelber on October 19, 2007

  19. Me thinks James is barking up the wrong tree.

    Comment by jasmine on October 19, 2007

  20. Jeez, no one gets old gracefully!

    Comment by anne nahm on October 19, 2007

  21. I enjoyed your post though once I saw the Clay Aiken pic I think my eyeballs were burned (2nd degree, I swear). I was not prepared, I am going to sue you.

    Comment by Melinda on October 20, 2007

  22. I don’t get the Claymate thing – or those grown women who love Zac Efron. Is it because they are so unassuming and unthreatening? They do know they are very very gay, right?

    I’m gonna get hate mail now.

    Comment by Chantal on October 20, 2007

  23. I am now going to have nightmares of Clay’s gums.

    Comment by KC on October 20, 2007

  24. I’m still laughing about Trip Advisor. The comments are great. Did you see, there was one from “sprinklesmom” from Scranton? 🙂

    Comment by andrea from the fishbowl on October 20, 2007

  25. I always thought Jenna to be rather phoney before, now she just looks like she needs Grey’s anatomy’s help. Force feeding seems called for.

    Comment by Mike S on October 21, 2007

  26. Fake ass people! UGH!

    I have dvr’d those shows because we were gone last week on vacation! Can’t wait to catch up this week 🙂

    Comment by FENICLE on October 21, 2007

  27. I will kill myself if McDreamy ends up with Lexie. Okay, maybe not actually kill myself, but I’ll be upset. Really upset.

    Comment by Epic on October 21, 2007

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    Comment by manda on October 21, 2007

  29. I literally jumped back from the screen and screamed like a little girl when I scrolled to that picture of Clay.

    Comment by aimee/greeblemonkey on October 22, 2007

  30. I cannot believe you actually found a recent photo of Britney without her flashing her vagina.

    Comment by Nadine on October 24, 2007

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