February 28 07

husband: “It’s like living with a pregnant woman!”

this is what living with me is like when i go to the gym on a regular basis (read: three times a week. sometimes four if i’m lucky. i’m not usually lucky.)

i want to eat. all the time. all day long. i fall victim to each and every commercial i see on tv. at 6pm i want a blizzard. at 7pm i want that pizza that Jessica Simpson is pimping. at 8pm i want Taco Bell. mmm…taco bell.

husband: “You’ve never even eaten at Taco Bell! how do you know you’d even like it?”

me: “mmm…taco bell….”

at 9pm i want m&ms. at 10pm it’s popcorn. you can see where this one’s going….

last night i ate the tops of these giant muffins that my husband bought. 530 calorie muffins. and i ate two. granted…it was just the tops…but they were some big freakin’ muffins. and they were heavenly.

it’s like being pregnant…without all the indigestion and neusea and heartburn and restless nights and the nonstop peeing and the swollen ankles. it’s wonderful.

if only i could figure out why i’m not losing any weight…he. 

American Idol

the good:

i like both Chrises (Chris’s?) but neither one of them blew me away last night. they were just a’ight. and Chris Richardson really is just a big dork. but i kinda dig it.

i love me some Blake. he’s no where near ready to win this competition, but i enjoy watching him. he’s different. and he’s cute.

Phil Stacey was okay. his ears are still bugging, though. can we get the dude a hat?

the meh:

I really like Brandon…but his performance last night was nothing short of ‘meh’. Simon was really a dick, though, when he started ripping into his for wishing his dad a happy birthday.

Jared. Nick (did anyone tell Nick that ‘Fever’ is a woman’s song??)

the bad:

can we just put poor Sanjaya out of his misery? pretty please!

ps…how cute are the Jolie-Pitt sisters???

  1. god, now i’m hungry…

    Comment by Jodi on February 28, 2007
  2. hey ali,you always make me laugh.those jolie-pitts are one beautiful family.and those pics of the little sistas are almost as sweet as the pics of emily and bella.mmmm popcorn i am like seriously addicted to that stuff.especially the microwavable version of it.except of course the love of my life told me don’t you know how fattening that stuff is?so does that mean if i give up popcorn i can eat more ice-cream?

    Comment by LAVENDULA on February 28, 2007
  3. I have cravings 24/7 too when I work out. I’ll eat dinner, and then 2 hours later be starving..it irritates me. =) I’m with you on the American Idol. Blake is my FAV. He’s cute & different, like you said. I can’t wait for them to start doing the theme weeks. That’s when you really see how good they are. And yes…someone take Sanjaya out. He reminds me of an elementary age girl.

    Comment by Anna on February 28, 2007
  4. I thought all the guys did pretty good last night (yes, I know I swore I wouldn’t watch again. ::sigh::) I LOVE Blake. Adorable. I think AJ should go and then anyone but Blake.
    And I think Simon was spot on when he asked Chris about dedicating the Geek Pink song to his grandma. HEE!

    Is it wrong to want Brad to steal away the adorable Shilo and go and be with Jennifer? (Angelina said she doesn’t really like Shilo as much anyway – he’ll do them both a favor!)

    Comment by Aimee on February 28, 2007
  5. Those babies are beautiful! I think the boys did much better tonight.Chris Richardson is my girlfriend’s baby brother so I am partial.But I also like Blake,he has a great personality.I can’t wait for the girls tonight!

    Comment by Elizabeth on February 28, 2007
  6. I totally agree on Idol. Thank goodness they stepped up from last week.

    I do that too– crave things when I’m exercising. And I’m the worst about commercials. Wendy’s gets me every time.

    Comment by Sadie on February 28, 2007
  7. I’m hungry….

    Comment by Stacie on February 28, 2007
  8. Shilo looks like she’s desperate for that cookie Zahara is holding. Angelina probably doesn’t feed her as much cause she’s not as “needy” as her adopted kids.

    I run and work out so much so that I can eat like a crazed freak. I don’t even want to think about how big my butt would be if I didn’t!

    Comment by Chantal on February 28, 2007
  9. I’ve been purposely pigging out lately.
    I start back with my trainer tomorrow – so I have to curb these bad habits.
    My goal is to look like I’ve never been pregnant by June…hahaha!
    (BTW – The Superstore has these freakin amazing banana chocolate chunk grand cap muffins…I’ve been eating them by the 6pack!)

    Oh and those Jolie-Pitt sisters are dee-lish!

    Comment by Christine on February 28, 2007
  10. Those ears! I thought that about the fever song too. Simon has been a freak lately. (more so) I wanted to put duct tape over his mouth tonight. 😉

    Comment by shopper on February 28, 2007
  11. Oh! they are CUTE!!!! I can’t believe how gorgeous they are! Shiloh looks just like Brad! GORJ!

    Poor poor Sanjaya….

    And, eat away, bitch — you look fawesome! 😉

    Comment by Haley-O on March 1, 2007
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