Category: The Snark

GOD: What in MY NAME IS A STARBUCKS?

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m my very own rabbi. Rabbi Ali, if you will. So, if you ask me what I think about quinoa being okay for Passover, I will give you this. Four years ago THE RABBIS said that quinoa is kosher for passover. Two years ago…

Like Weeds

Disclaimer: I really adore my mother. Like, a lot. I miss her when I don’t see her for a long time, I look forward to her phone calls, and I really wish she lived closer to me so we could eat Friday night dinners and bargain shop together. In my…

There Was No Muppet Show To Be Seen: A Break-Up Story

I really should just stop traveling altogether, I think. We had packed up about 17 suitcases. We had three ipod touches. We had one ipad. We had three pillows. We had drinks and snacks. Three kids had pottied. AND THEN. Great start to the Martell family road trip: DEAD VAN…