part 1 was where I was drying my hair in the bathroom and wondering if my iron was actually, um, on which, of course, was ridiculous because I could see that the red light was on, but for some reason I didn’t trust it (conspiracy!) so IÂ put my entire…
I am beat, guys. beat. There is just not enough coffee in the world to wake this body up. and it’s not for lack of trying, yo. I’ve tried Caribou, I’ve tried Starbucks, I’ve tried DD, I’ve tried McD’s. I’ve tried lattes and cappuccinos and americanos and coffees. I’ve tried…
our Xbox suffered the RROD, which to the layman means the red ring of death, which to the layman means “oh hai, Ali. I’m afraid I can’t do what you’ve asked of me. Please to be visiting a UPS store to be sending that shit back to me for maintenance….
