Category: The Snark

Playmate of the Year Takes on a Whole New Meaning.

I was sitting by the edge of the pool, my legs dangling over the side, enjoying a little bit of reprieve without having to, you know, actually get in the water. I see a figure swimming under the water, approaching. I can only assume it’s Emily. And after she has…

What Not to Do at Starbucks. A Primer No One Should Have to Read…

For the past eight weekdays, I have dropped my kids off at the UWM campus for their two hours of College for Kids and head straight to the Starbucks in Barnes & Noble for some ME time. And when I say me time, what I really mean is time to…

The Land of the Cheese and the Home of the Kohl’s.

I am fairly certain one of the four of us was going to get kidnapped at Target today. And I’m pretty sure that someone was yours truly, because, well, my children had lots of energy to spare post-camp and don’t really understand the concept of an inside voice and honestly,…