i wasn’t going to post anything about the MTV video music awards, since the overwhelming theme of the night seemed to be, “Who can look the worst?” i swear, everyone looked like crap. i can honestly say that Kelly Clarkson looked the best. and when the best looking person at an entire awards show is Kelly Clarkson, you know that something is amiss.

here are my nominees for worst look:

ew.

ew.

ew.

but the real winner of the night was – by far – Miss Jessica Simpson: