http://notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

okay, so as i was thinking about how Coco Arquette really isn’t all that bad…I remembered this website about really bad baby names.

You should check it out.
Among my personal faves:

“We aren’t having kids for another year or two, but we like Kellyna Nychole, Taryn Mykah and Mykenzie Kathryn for girls.”
This woman was indicted under the Flagrant Over-Use of the Letters K and Y Act of 1983.

and

“For a girl I was thinking of naming her Quinlynn or Quinnlyn or something spelt similar. I can’t find it in any books. What do you think of this name? Does it sound feminine?”
No, it sounds like a 19th century cure for malaria