December 16 09

Isabella singing in the car…

“Mommy, do you know this song that I learned in school…one little, two little, three little idiots….”

“Um. No, my love, I don’t think that’s how it goes. I think it’s Indians”

“Mommy, yes. Those are the words. You don’t know anything because you are OLD. Also, there’s no such thing as Indians.”

huh. I guess I don’t. But, possibly her song is more politically correct?


Josh to me in the car…

“Mommy, you know what you are??? A DOF: Destoyer of Fun.”


Isabella before bed…

“Mommy, I need to sleep with the lights on because I am afraid of the rabbits with the faces.”

“The rabbits? With the faces?”

“You know, the ones who live in my room.”

“Oh. those ones.”


Josh, to me, in the car…

“Mommy, you are the most beautiful lady in the entire world, even if you don’t like to watch Avatar. And you have huge boobs.”


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  1. Hahaha! I miss your kids!


    Comment by Kristabella on December 16, 2009
  2. Great kids!:) Such original ideas.

    Comment by Kaleigha on December 16, 2009
  3. I think I’m going to start singing Bella’s song around my office. 😉

    Comment by Darcey on December 16, 2009
  4. My son also thought that it went idiots rather than Indians. I was cracking up and was really didn’t want to correct him when he sang it to our baby. It was so adorable!

    Comment by Arica on December 16, 2009
  5. Those conversations are too cute!
    .-= Deborah Pucci´s last blog ..Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it’s wings…. =-.

    Comment by Deborah Pucci on December 16, 2009
  6. LOL – your kids crack me up.

    Comment by mamatulip on December 16, 2009
  7. Beautiful pic! Happy Hanukkah to you and your BIG BOOBS! hee!

    Comment by Haley-O (Cheaty) on December 16, 2009
  8. That picture is GORGEOUS. Josh looks like a young Edward Cullen in it.

    As for the Indian thing, In A’s school, they don’t say “sit Indian-style”; they say “sit criss-cross-applesauce,” as it’s more PC. Heh.

    Comment by metalia on December 17, 2009
  9. Wait – you don’t want to see Avatar?

    Comment by Avitable on December 17, 2009
  10. Another column! Wow girl you are busy. Love your kids, pretty adorable.
    .-= NaomiJesson´s last blog ..Text Love =-.

    Comment by NaomiJesson on December 17, 2009
  11. I just read these to my mom. We’re both sitting here cracking up. I bet she asks me for grandchildren within the next 5 minutes.

    Comment by Stacey on December 19, 2009

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