Isabella singing in the car…
“Mommy, do you know this song that I learned in school…one little, two little, three little idiots….”
“Um. No, my love, I don’t think that’s how it goes. I think it’s Indians”
“Mommy, yes. Those are the words. You don’t know anything because you are OLD. Also, there’s no such thing as Indians.”
huh. I guess I don’t. But, possibly her song is more politically correct?
Josh to me in the car…
“Mommy, you know what you are??? A DOF: Destoyer of Fun.”
Isabella before bed…
“Mommy, I need to sleep with the lights on because I am afraid of the rabbits with the faces.”
“The rabbits? With the faces?”
“You know, the ones who live in my room.”
“Oh. those ones.”
Josh, to me, in the car…
“Mommy, you are the most beautiful lady in the entire world, even if you don’t like to watch Avatar. And you have huge boobs.”
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