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The Family

16 Dec

Isabella singing in the car…

“Mommy, do you know this song that I learned in school…one little, two little, three little idiots….”

“Um. No, my love, I don’t think that’s how it goes. I think it’s Indians”

“Mommy, yes. Those are the words. You don’t know anything because you are OLD. Also, there’s no such thing as Indians.”

huh. I guess I don’t. But, possibly her song is more politically correct?

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Josh to me in the car…

“Mommy, you know what you are??? A DOF: Destoyer of Fun.”

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Isabella before bed…

“Mommy, I need to sleep with the lights on because I am afraid of the rabbits with the faces.”

“The rabbits? With the faces?”

“You know, the ones who live in my room.”

“Oh. those ones.”

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Josh, to me, in the car…

“Mommy, you are the most beautiful lady in the entire world, even if you don’t like to watch Avatar. And you have huge boobs.”

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  1. Kristabella says

    December 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Hahaha! I miss your kids!

    AND YOU, OF COURSE!

    Reply
  2. Kaleigha says

    December 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Great kids!:) Such original ideas.

    Reply
  3. Darcey says

    December 16, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I think I’m going to start singing Bella’s song around my office. πŸ˜‰

    Reply
  4. Arica says

    December 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    My son also thought that it went idiots rather than Indians. I was cracking up and was really didn’t want to correct him when he sang it to our baby. It was so adorable!

    Reply
  5. Deborah Pucci says

    December 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Those conversations are too cute!
    .-= Deborah Pucci´s last blog ..Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it’s wings…. =-.

    Reply
  6. mamatulip says

    December 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    LOL – your kids crack me up.

    Reply
  7. Haley-O (Cheaty) says

    December 16, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Beautiful pic! Happy Hanukkah to you and your BIG BOOBS! hee!

    Reply
  8. metalia says

    December 17, 2009 at 12:22 am

    That picture is GORGEOUS. Josh looks like a young Edward Cullen in it.

    As for the Indian thing, In A’s school, they don’t say “sit Indian-style”; they say “sit criss-cross-applesauce,” as it’s more PC. Heh.

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  9. Avitable says

    December 17, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Wait – you don’t want to see Avatar?

    Reply
  10. NaomiJesson says

    December 17, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Another column! Wow girl you are busy. Love your kids, pretty adorable.
    .-= NaomiJesson´s last blog ..Text Love =-.

    Reply
  11. Stacey says

    December 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    I just read these to my mom. We’re both sitting here cracking up. I bet she asks me for grandchildren within the next 5 minutes.

    Reply

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