December 9, 2013 – 10:39 am
We lost a fish in our fish tank. No really, we did. I’m assuming that it died suddenly and the other fish ate it because I think I have heard of this carnivorous fish behavior—or maybe they just eat their babies? I don’t know. But whatever happened, Katy Fish Perry…
December 6, 2013 – 10:06 am
Every morning I open up my various social media channels. That’s a lie, really. They are still open from the night before. They are never, ever closed. My computer is slow and cantankerous and I have exactly no one to blame but myself and I’m not sorry about it. My…
December 5, 2013 – 11:46 am
I’ll be honest for a moment. I don’t really know much about Avril Lavigne. I mean, fine, I do know one thing. I know that she sings a song called Sk8tr Boi that I know very few of the correct lyrics to, because I have written my own version that…