Okay. Say it with me. Leggings are NOT pants. No. They are not. Leggings are, in fact, more closely related to tights than pants. Here’s an easy tip for you. I should neither see your ASS nor your CROTCH while you are wearing them. Let’s keep pants a labia-free zone….
My surgeon told me that I remind him of Tina Fey and that if I needed to page him over the weekend I should just tell them that it’s Tina calling. He assured me that this was a compliment. Not like that one time he told a patient that she…
My maternal grandfather, my Zayde, was born in Eastern Europe, in a little place called Galicia, which I believe, at the time, was part of Poland. He lived in a ghetto. He survived the Dachau concentration camp and emigrated to Canada in the early 1950s with nothing but his Auschwitz-survived…
