Monthly Archives: August 2009

homecoming: not good for the ass. or the boobies. BUT! I have a DVR!

I’m just warning you before I start rambling that at the end of this post I will be posting a video that you, like I did, will probably find hilarious. and you will likely watch it more than once to see if, well, if it IS, indeed a wiener (well,…

If you give a kid a sharpie…

we are a crayola crayons kind of family because my children simply cannot be trusted with markers or pens. (it’s not because I love to sniff crayons. no ma’am. it’s not. pinky swear) (ps. side note…did you know that you can buy crayon perfume? seriously. WHA?) I mean, seriously. Each…

The Return of the Tits (List). AKA What I am Loving Rightthisverysecond

Black Eyed Peas. oh my god. this is a band that I have loathed for YEARS. they have always topped my “this shit is totally overrated” lists. but, my god. I cannot stop listening to them right now. my roots. They are growing in AUBURN. corn-on-the-cob vintage 1950s accessories, especially…