Monthly Archives: February 2009

one day they’ll thank me for all the fodder…

My family is very, well, different. i spent much of my childhood being ashamed of the uniqueness of it (you are SO right, cactus, uniquity would be way more fitting here). Yes, there are religious differences – i mean, we are all over the place here…orthodox jews, pentecostal christians, angostics,…

i’m an excellent driver

i hate winter. (i know what you’re thinking…yes, yes, we’ve heard this before, ali. enough with the repetition, ali. you’re done. you hate winter. fucking get over it because you live in CANADA aka the frozen tundra) but THIS is kinda what the outside of my house looks like right…

bubble girl

Emily and boys. no, this is nothing new…but it still throws me for a loop every time i answer the phone and there’s a boy on the other end, stuttering his way through a very meek “Can i please talk to Emily?” i’m not ready for this. i’m not ready…